Hahaha!
People!
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I was once told that I'm a little lacking downstairs. By a midget. :o
I use the hexadecimal system to measure mine.
Look I'm sorry I said that, but you should measure from the base of your dick not grip the tape with your arse. :glugglug:
For me its VERY hard to do that! idk.. i have issues with my friend!! lol it always points UP and its very difficult for me! :fight:
Hahahaha!
Grip's the easy part. Getting them back is where it gets complicated, it doesn't want to let go. :eek:
YOUR ALL DOING IT WRONG!
I swear you is all unaware. It's not how it's measured. It's how you use it. I made over 5 million last year playing golf with my penis, conducting with my penis, and driving with my penis. I donate all of this money to a fund I set up called the how to use your penis while doing random nonsense. I also work in the extreme sports niche. I hang my penis out the window of the car and take out mail boxes.
man right now I wish I had a penis.
I swear you is all unaware. It's not how it's measured. It's how you use it. I made over 5 million last year playing golf with my penis, conducting with my penis, and driving with my penis. I donate all of this money to a fund I set up called the how to use your penis while doing random nonsense. I also work in the extreme sports niche. I hang my penis out the window of the car and take out mail boxes.
man right now I wish I had a penis.
LOL! anyone else with a story? :thefinger
I use mine as a clothes hanger. It works well to drape a pair of slacks over or to line up several dozen hangers on it.
I also use it to put out my cigars and to drive tent pegs into the ground.
I also use it to put out my cigars and to drive tent pegs into the ground.
HAHA nice stories people! 
I once beat Tiger Woods at a game of golf using only my dick.
I also successfully blocked all of Michael Jordan's shots when we were playing 1 on 1 with nothing but my dick, causing me to win 21-0.
I also successfully blocked all of Michael Jordan's shots when we were playing 1 on 1 with nothing but my dick, causing me to win 21-0.
My scrotum produces the finest silk garments from its hair. My penis knits these garments, and not by hand...
My cock is the reason why the Leaning Tower of Pisa is slanted. I accidentally hit my monster dong into it while I was taking a whiz on the side one drunken night.
