People to Avoid (Help the newbies!)

[th3ant1chr1st]

So I'm new here and I've noticed there are a couple people who aren't very well liked. I was wondering if some of you veteran board members could shed some light on who the active trolls are just for a heads up? If you can, please compile a little list off good/bad people for me and other newbies to come.

 

[Mayhem]

Newbies should avoid me at all costs. Other than that, nobody really comes to mind.

 

[DJCowboy]

When Roald says he wants to go into a private chat with you and have a lemon party. Respectfully decline

 

[lurkingdirk]

Avoid Anders. He just wants to sniff your nutsack. It's a strange process, and you'll be uncomfortable the whole time. Also, he doesn't have the courtesy to make it a happy ending. He's quite a self centred bag-sniffer.

Also, avoid Petra. She's desperate to take it up the shitter. Or so I've heard.

 

[jod0565]

Avoid that jod guy, too.

 

[gunslingingbird]

There's this guy, gunslingingbird, he's a complete fucking jackhole. I mean, I don't know why he hasn't been shown the door yet. He's an asshole! :stir:

 

[Ace Bandage]

I'm the president of the welcoming committee here. I love new members!

:hatsoff:

 

[jod0565]

I'm the president of the welcoming committee here. I love new members!

:hatsoff:

This is true.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'm the president of the welcoming committee here. I love new members!

:hatsoff:

:1orglaugh

Oh, how times have changed.

 

[MSTRKRFT]

Andronicus is pretty rude sometimes.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Andronicus is pretty rude sometimes.

Bitch, Andronicus is rude all the fucking time.

I've never seen you before though. So which user name did you used to be?

 

[MSTRKRFT]

Bitch, Andronicus is rude all the fucking time.

I've never seen you before though. So which user name did you used to be?

Nobody. I only come here to masturbate. And help people avoid you.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

There's this guy, gunslingingbird, he's a complete fucking jackhole. I mean, I don't know why he hasn't been shown the door yet. He's an asshole! :stir:

This is very true

Instantly make friends with Alexpnz though .... he's awesome.

And very, very clever.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Nobody. I only come here to masturbate. And help people avoid you.

Awesome. You're doing my work for me.

I'll send over some lasagna to thank you.

:hatsoff:

Thanks bros. (Andronicus sounds like a creep)

Yes, for sure. You should probably just leave the board altogether.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Nobody. I only come here to masturbate. And help people avoid you.

Can you combine those things? Can you masturbate on people when they're about to click on a post by Andronicus?

 

[th3ant1chr1st]

Thanks bros. (Andronicus sounds like a creep)

 

[TheOrangeCat]

(Andronicus sounds like a creep)

That is an outrageous libel ...

 

[bobjustbob]

Personally I have never run into this guy but there has been a lot of talk about this new one named th3ant1chr1st or something like that. Without getting into too many details I'd just try to stay way clear of him.

 

[MSTRKRFT]

Can you combine those things? Can you masturbate on people when they're about to click on a post by Andronicus?

:1orglaugh You beat me to it. Are you the funny guy here?

Awesome. You're doing my work for me.

I'll send over some lasagna to thank you.

:hatsoff:

Make it primavera, please. We can be friends now? I'm a big fan of Indiana basketball.

Thanks bros. (Andronicus sounds like a creep)

We're bros!

 

[bobjustbob]

I'm the president of the welcoming committee here. I love new members!

:hatsoff:

And he has candy. Follow him.