Patent for Device and Method for the Enhancement of Performing Fellatio

[mentator75]

I ran across this yesterday and I thought I would share it with you all

https://patents.google.com/patent/US20180177676A1/en

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

I literally bought a blowjob machine today. This thing looks dumb as shit. :1orglaugh

 

[Torre82]

Levels of comment:
"Only in America"
"Only on the internet"
"Only on Freeones"
".... lemme try it."

 

[John_8581]

"A device and method for the enhancement of performing fellatio is described. The device includes a bulbous member, a hose member, and a plurality of band members. The band members surround the shaft of the penis and are configured to route or locate the hose member. The hose member is positioned toward the glans of the penis. The bulbous member is filled with a liquid that is selectively dispensed by either participating party during fellatio. The liquid is routed to the glans for dispersion into the performer's mouth to be mixed with ejaculate. The liquid alters the taste of the ejaculate to enhance the fellatio experience for the performer."

Hmmmmm? I wonder what the liquid could be? Pineapple juice?

... "And if you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain"... LOL.

 

[mentator75]

some other recent patent applications that are pending

https://patents.google.com/patent/US20180168920A1/en

https://patents.google.com/patent/US20180289585A1/en

https://patents.google.com/patent/US20180344565A1/en

 

[Rey C.]

Method for the Enhancement of Performing Fellatio

A firm, yet harmless, pinching grip on her nipples while she performs the act seems to work pretty well.

(That's what the Lt. Governor of Virginia says anyway )

 

[mentator75]

https://patents.google.com/patent/US20220211540A1/en

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I literally bought a blowjob machine today. This thing looks dumb as shit. :1orglaugh

I bought one 25 years ago, on August 22nd,,,,,,she's a good cook too.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I thought this thread was gonna be about pliers but they were invented a long time ago.

"Watch them Hillbilly teeth, Hilary Swank!"

 

[Torre82]

So, are we of the same mind that million dollar swank was eminently HoTT?