Paris Hilton or..............................

[Ace Boobtoucher]

masturbating with a cheese grater?

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A)Stupid-spoiled-whore B) Cheese grater

 

[roronoa3000]

You win for most pointless thread of the week.

...oh and Paris, of course.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I had to do something to top the Taco/Grilled cheese sammich poll. Plus, there are a lot of threads about Paris Hilton that don't fully articulate my feelings about her.

 

[YumiYumi_1988]

Um, I'd choose Paris + 50 pounds (actually she'd look better, she's a damn stick, make it 100) over the cheese grater.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Substitute the cheese grater with a vegetable peeler and you got yourself a deal.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Substitute the cheese grater with a vegetable peeler and you got yourself a deal.

Done.

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[tartanterrier]

Hilton would get it up her ass :thefinger

 

[luis1972]

Pari, why not?

 

[DOA82]

Which would you want to admit to friends and media -

"I fucked Paris Hilton"

Or

"I masturbated with a cheese grater"

Least with the cheese grater, youd get a video you could put online that people wanted to watch!

 

[Jane Burgess]

Cheese grater is cleaner and doesn't talk

 

[JacknCoke]

Cheese grater is cleaner and doesn't talk

this:nanner:

 

[LukeEl]

Paris and Nicole Richie. Also myself included we can double team Paris and redo the Simple Life.

 

[bobbygrg]

She must be a good fuck..wish i could bang her whole night..

 

[cartman24]

I'd have no problem with Paris, sorry to disappoint.

 

[biomech]

I'd bang Paris with a cheese grater. :rubbel:

 

[Smallville417]

Paris, though she is way too skinny.

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

I'd grate some cheese on her "fire crotch" and leave it there for a couple weeks to cover up the smell. Then I still wouldn't fuck the spoiled foney bitch.

 

[Member442]

No more Paris and no I could use a new cheese grater.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

No more Paris and no I could use a new cheese grater.

Please say it's for cheese and nothing else.

 

[ai-ni-ichi]

threesome, myself, the cheese grater and Paris