Truth.
Paris Hilton or a Hole in the Ground?
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Truth.
Shes about a one night stand away from Skank of The Year....Ill take the hole.
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
Look nere man she is pretty but all that leaves when she opens her mouth my own wife does not like her at least with the whole during inercourse it won't say anything stupid I mean really
Paris Hilton, would anyone fuck her, uh yes, exactly my point.
This man GETS IT! I like Paris, too. Why not? You'll never be bored out of your mind if you're on a date with Paris Hilton.
Does anyone really think Paris will give a fuck if you have a little action on the side? Hell no. She's probably going to be banging some guy while she's with you anyway.
ENJOY THE FREEDOM!:thefinger:thumbsup::hit::nannerf1:
Besides, Nicole Ritchie was always the ugly one of that twosome....
As long as the hole in the ground isnt filled with large sums of money I will go with Paris.. I think people play way to much into what the media says about her and celebrities as a whole. Have you ever met her? do you have any REAL idea of what kind of person she really is? No. In fact if you sat down with her who knows You Might actually like her. And how dumb is she really? You all know her name and she has earned more money than we might ever and thats not counting inherited money
I don't think she's so stupid. I think it's all an act.
Lust
Lost at Birth
well, i've fucked Paris Hilton and i've fucked the ground and i gotta be honest here......paris was waaaaaaayyyyyyy better. i mean the ground just fuckin laid there, lake some kind of landscape or something. the ground has to be the absolute worst sex partner i've had. plus, the cops showing up and taking me back to thier place certainly didnt help the experience. so yeah, i'm going with Paris Hilton on this one, definitely.
oh and when i say i fucked Paris Hilton, i mean i fucked her the same way everybody else on this board did, with my hand while looking at her online. so it dont mean we're married.
oh and when i say i fucked Paris Hilton, i mean i fucked her the same way everybody else on this board did, with my hand while looking at her online. so it dont mean we're married.
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
That's probably the safest way to fuck her. Otherwise, you have to catch her between outbreaks.
Flaring up?
I'd fuck her brains out. She's a dullard, but a hot one.
so I'm not alone in beeing TOTALLY freaked out by her looks?!?!?!?! she looks like some sort of strange looking gelfling freaky face HORRID human being that just totally pisses me off with an empty expression and a shit boring bony body! so its the hole for me!
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Nope, you're definitely not alone. I've never understood the fascination over Paris Hilton. We used to call girls like her (minus the trust fund) trailer trash in my day. :dunno:
I don't know. That hole in the ground might have fire ants and the red beast might bite and do much pain to my dick.
I don't know. This is a trick question. Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan?? Assuming that is what you meant, of course.
I don't know. This is a trick question. Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan?? Assuming that is what you meant, of course.
