I may be breaking the rules here but it's all good if I'm banned by promoting non-lethal, non soul-destroying illegal substances.
Luckily, I live in North Vancouver where most Iranian immigrants come to start a new life. And thank goodness they brought along the old-world opium trade!! :bowdown:
It's like being baked on high-THC hydro greens but without the loss of wanting to do anything but sit and veg. You get energy, you get a bit out-going, and you get high-hiiiigh-HIGH(said like that black dude in Platoon)
Best yet, I was smoking the torch with my Iranian-Canadian mate a while back and to my triple surprise, I hit a total stealth police road block on the way home. Usually, and even when sober, I start getting shaky and worried when I hit a DUI check...I just fear getting in trouble for anything.
Anyway, I turn the corner and see the orange wand waving me in and because of the opium I think "hahahaha!! No way!! I'm not even driving my own car...AND...my license has an address from 3 years ago...Ah, whatever, I feel anticipation that this 5-O will detect nothing. So confident I was, he asks for my license and I state without delay..."this car is my step-moms and I just moved here 2 weeks ago"(true but not the whole story :thefinger)
The officer appreciated my honesty and waved me through without hesitation.
Opium good ~ heroin horrible
Do it ol-skool y'all(if you can find the stuff...accept no substitutes)
Ol-Skool-Perv :ban:
Luckily, I live in North Vancouver where most Iranian immigrants come to start a new life. And thank goodness they brought along the old-world opium trade!! :bowdown:
It's like being baked on high-THC hydro greens but without the loss of wanting to do anything but sit and veg. You get energy, you get a bit out-going, and you get high-hiiiigh-HIGH(said like that black dude in Platoon)
Best yet, I was smoking the torch with my Iranian-Canadian mate a while back and to my triple surprise, I hit a total stealth police road block on the way home. Usually, and even when sober, I start getting shaky and worried when I hit a DUI check...I just fear getting in trouble for anything.
Anyway, I turn the corner and see the orange wand waving me in and because of the opium I think "hahahaha!! No way!! I'm not even driving my own car...AND...my license has an address from 3 years ago...Ah, whatever, I feel anticipation that this 5-O will detect nothing. So confident I was, he asks for my license and I state without delay..."this car is my step-moms and I just moved here 2 weeks ago"(true but not the whole story :thefinger)
The officer appreciated my honesty and waved me through without hesitation.
Opium good ~ heroin horrible
Do it ol-skool y'all(if you can find the stuff...accept no substitutes)
Ol-Skool-Perv :ban:
