Online Porn Website Pet Peeves
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[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/ari-dee said:
We should totally get John Williams to do the porn music!
I say they should bring back wicked 70s style guitar riffs to put in them, but that's just me. :tongue:
monkeyspanky45
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Penis enlargement adds too many fucking cocks got damn it
Over use of post production in general really annoys me, with it's range from not too much to so over the top the model has perfect flawless skin and that's after just popping out of the lovely cold sea or getting nude in the snow. It ruins photoset of otherwise great looking models.
Here's a thought, someone should start a "Name and shame" list for sites the overly use all of the above mentioned, half-assed dirty tricks.
Aaliyah Love
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I agree 100% with you guys! I have seen some BAD photoshop from some of the top companies.. To the point where everything, even tattoos on the skin look BLURRY.. I've even seen buttholes completely blurred out.. wtf?! Recently a company did so much altering to a pic of me that several of my best friends said "are you SURE that's you?!" I mean, they changed EVERYTHING, including my nose.. MY NOSE! WTF?!
Anyways, I digress.. I was going to say I also think that the heavily smoothed-out photoshopped pics are kind of insulting to the paying members of that website's intelligence. I feel like it kind of says "I don't think you're smart enough to know the difference between a pic of a real girl w real skin and this weird, plastic, almost cartoonish looking skin we created by turning the Portraiture in Photoshop way UP! (also, thats LAZY editing, the least amount of time and effort you could put into a set of pics!)
And obviously.. the pictures don't match the girl in the video that's usually posted as the same time as the pics.. LOL!
I hope you realise that you'll now have to find a copy of the offending picture and let everyone see it. Just saying what I know everyone's thinking
That's too bad. I think you have a cute nose.
Fake jizz in the still photos taken before they shoot the scene proper.
I've never taken huge umbrage with it in the past, but the other day I was perusing a site and the still photos showed the gal with a "load" all over her face and boobies and I decided to watch the scene.... and in the scene proper, he just pulled out and shot on her mimsy. Whut?? But.... you took pics of a facial and boobies covering? It made me want to see THAT!
Minor quibble. But I take issue with stuff when I don't understand the why.
I've never taken huge umbrage with it in the past, but the other day I was perusing a site and the still photos showed the gal with a "load" all over her face and boobies and I decided to watch the scene.... and in the scene proper, he just pulled out and shot on her mimsy. Whut?? But.... you took pics of a facial and boobies covering? It made me want to see THAT!
Minor quibble. But I take issue with stuff when I don't understand the why.
LeyaFalcon
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I agree with this!!!
Aaliyah Love
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I hope you realise that you'll now have to find a copy of the offending picture and let everyone see it. Just saying what I know everyone's thinking
I can't because that would be calling the company out. And although I have already made my mind up to not work for them ever again due to how they treated me long before these pics came out, I still would prefer to remain vague and not name any names
Aaliyah Love
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The WHY is because a dude can only come once, usually. So we do the pics first, use fake cum, then shoot the video and save the "pop shot" for that. It completely confused me my first b/g shoot.. I was like "soo.. r u gna cum?!" then they got the fake cum out and I was like "you want to put that on.. my face?!" LOL
I get that, in general. But I don't get why sometimes they take a photo with the jizz somewhere different than where it's going to end up. Unless it's an accident because the guy has gotten too close and can't get in the right position in time.
I suppose it's too much hassle to take all but the cummy still photos before shooting the video, then take the aftermath snaps. Liquefaction takes place before you can set up your crazyass HD million megapixel camera!
Aaliyah Love
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Honestly, we plan ahead of time where the cum is going to be, and we discuss it. But sometimes the guy has a hard time cumming, so then we're like "oh forget it, just cum wherever it's easiest!" I have planned on doing creampie scenes for my website, but after fuckingfor 2 hours straight and the guy couldn't cum and I was getting sore, and I'm paying for the location by the hour, and I got a crew of 5 people standing around in the heat, I said "just jerk off on my face" LOL!
And yeah, it's different lights that get set up for pics and vids.. so they couldn't just cum then pull out a camera and snap away. the girl would have to sit there for 10-15mins and wait for them to switch out lights
Those damn chat pop-ups are annoying. "Hey I'm in Miami, too! What's your name? Hello? Hey are you there? Let's meet up! Don't be an asshole!"
I can't because that would be calling the company out. And although I have already made my mind up to not work for them ever again due to how they treated me long before these pics came out, I still would prefer to remain vague and not name any names
I'll just have to keep my eye out for it, firmly squash my curiosity and settle for all of the rather nice unaltered images that are easily viewable out there. They're amazing. Some of the ones when I was back in my home town were phenomenal when they were like "We can hang by the pool and... umm.... stuff."
YEAH. It's the middle of fucking November and every pool in England is either empty or frozen, and if you could afford a pool in your garden, you wouldn't be living in fucking Oldbury.
Aaliyah Love
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oh god you'll know it right away when you see it. My boobs are so altered, they look HUGE, but like a weird/bad boob job, I've lost about 20lbs, my ass is small and flat, my eyes are gray and freakishly huge like an alien, and I have a weird looking nose.. again, like bad plastic surgery.. its so strange lol
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