Online Dating?

[spassotigre]

these fuckin moderators gotta love them..putting "i need some lube can i borrow some" under my name. fuckin classic!

anyways.. what I am sayin' is you should dress the opposite of a nun. just wear dental floss... and just enough fabric to keep from getting arrested.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

I have tried it. I think it sucks for the most part....I might sound rude/offensive here, but I'm going to honest. Most of the girls on POF are overweight single ******* who have strict demands concerning the guys they date. Why would I want to date a fat woman with **** who is going to complain about be not having a car when I can meet sexy girls at my school who are very nice and don't judge me? You know what I mean?

There are also some sexy girls on POF (like you ). Some of them are really nice (like you lol), but a lot of them have personality issues and it's clear to see why they are on a dating site. My main problem is that when I'd get a good conversation going with a girl, they'd just drop it and stop replying. That's why I quit bothering with those sites. There was one girl I met on there that was pretty cool, but I lost contact with her. If I get in touch with her, I might see if she wants to hang out sometime.

Yeah I get what you're sayin.. I'm kinda getting fed up with the dating in general lol


So this is what my profile says.. I know it might be a bit too long but I'd rather someone have a sense of the type of person I am before they make a decision to message me.. Not like that's worked very well for me obviously lol
My profile:
"(Fair Warning: If your message only says something like, "Hey what's up" I'm probably not going to respond.. Just sayin..)
*
*Enjoy yourself. *
It's later than you think. *
*
I'm 21.
I'm short & my friends like to remind me of that, like all the time.*
I like to get my hair & nails done but I'm definitely not afraid to get dirty haha*
I'd love to own a 67 Candy Apple Red with black racing stripes Chevelle*
& The Chargers & The Packers are where its at
I'm addicted to **** icees & I could probably eat Chipotle every day.
I think that Dr.House should be a real doctor.
Chester Cheeto creeps me out.
I'm so much more of a bar type girl, then a club type girl.
My *** ****** away in September of 2009 & I have had custody of my younger ******* since.
My ******* & I are really close & he's a huge part of my life.
He was 15 when I gained custody of him and he's 17 now.
I moved to Las Vegas in October to help my grandma take care of my grandpa.
*My grandpa ****** away May 5th 2011, it was a long battle with cancer but I know he's in a better place now.*
So I am now moving back to Louisville, I will be there July 8th.
Before I die I want to take a helicopter ride to the floor of the Grand Canyon & have a ********* picnic
I smile all the time.
I laugh even more than I smile.
I dance & I sing. Not well , but I still do it.
I live it up a little more everyday.
I'm a sucker for stuffed *******.
I'm happy with who I am.
**I like me, so you don't have to. * *
Oh & I'm pretty awesome, so message me already

**What I'm looking for: **
I'm not that girl who HAS to be in a relationship to be happy.
*That's just not me. *
Don't get me wrong, I'm probably the biggest romantic out there.. *
I love being in a relationship but I don't *have *to be in one in order to be content with my life.*
I guess what I'm looking for is a best friend. *
Someone who I can relax and play video games with but still hold hands with & kiss. *
Honesty is my big thing, I am the most laid back person but if you lie to me, you lose my trust & respect.*
I whole heartedly believe in feeling a connection, and by that I mean, I want to feel butterflies and be all smiley after seeing you. *
I want someone with an awesome sense of humor, someone who is their own person with their own opinions and mind. *
I love a good debate and I find being with someone who agrees with you on every little thing is just plain boring.*
I like to have opposing opinions on some things, whether it be sports teams or political views, I guess I just don't want to date myself. *
I eat up compliments (I'm a girl so go figure lol) However, I prefer genuine compliments rather than generic ones. *
I don't have specifics when it comes to looks. *
I find a wide variety of guys to be attractive, from cowboys to business men to rock stars with long hair. *
The only 'type' of guy that I tend to shy away from would be the 'gangsta' type.*
Mainly because I don't feel like trying to decipher your sentences or reminding you to pull up your pants. *
I don't think I could date a guy who's shorter than me, but I'm 5'2" soooo that's never been a problem *"

Too much huh? Ughhh why does dating entail so much lol

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Idk where those * came from? Lol :dunno:

 

[spassotigre]

you just told me alot about you that I could work off on... so I get your point. it has nothing to do with what you are wearing. just that 99% of the population are idiots.

what I would say if I was messaging you is: wow you are one of the very few people in this world that believes that ****** is the most important thing. most people don't and that is why this world is so fucked up. I bet that your ******* is in a far better place now than he would be without you.

I am in a somewhat simalar situation right now... (which I will not say in public)

 

[grower_boy]

I thought that was awesome! After reading that, I think you're really cool haha. Most girls talk about how they want a Lexus, not a Chevelle.


What exactly does "it's later than you think" mean?

 

[Alyssa Rose]

I thought that was awesome! After reading that, I think you're really cool haha. Most girls talk about how they want a Lexus, not a Chevelle.


What exactly does "it's later than you think" mean?

Thanks

And it's a Chinese Proverb.. It essentially means "Be happy now because you never know how long you really have in this life."

 

[squallumz]

these fuckin moderators gotta love them..putting "i need some lube can i borrow some" under my name. fuckin classic!

:1orglaugh

 

[Tittyman5000]

I met my girl on Myspace :eek: 3 1/2 years & going

 

[spassotigre]

what happened to myspace? it sucks now! It was like free webcam service back in its day. omg still... I have so many beautiful memories i my spank bank... you know when you **** up at 3:00 am and you need to get back to *****. ooooh beautiful memories.

 

[squallumz]

it always sucked dude.

 

[spassotigre]

hmmm... it didn't suck... i loved it. I could create my own webpage... get lots of poontang. freeones is the closest thing to it but you cant create own webpage like myspace could.

facebook, twitter is good for cell phones. but myspace was great for creating your own webpage and getting your freak on without worrying about work getting in the way of pleasure, because you could secure whatever part of your page you wanted.

 

[squallumz]

yuck.

 

[gunslingingbird]

these fuckin moderators gotta love them..putting "i need some lube can i borrow some" under my name. fuckin classic!

User titles are automatically updated every so many posts. The only thing "these fuckin moderators" can change your user title to is "******." I could gladly change yours for you, if you'd like...

:ban2:

 

[squallumz]

:ban: :ban: :ban:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Atta boy, Squally! I knew you wouldn't disappoint me!

 

[squallumz]

atta boy, squally! I knew you wouldn't disappoint me!

brought my 3 friends too!

 

[brkooduh66]

I gave up on online dating myself. but getting to the original question Nikki asked. Do guys really think girls will respond to that? (refer to her examples) i am not one of these guys. however, the answer is "yes" and yes girls do respond. i.e. this thread and any other disgust displayed my people getting the message from the perverts. seems crazy but they are getting exactly what they subconsciously want from the girls not responding. rejection. by fear of rejection to be outlandish they know they will be rejected for sure, so to make the choice for the girl easy and thus being in control of there own rejection. and if by some lucky stroke in sending a flood of raunchy emails they will get one scanky *** thats willing to fuck them at least once then the lonely sad email/online time paid off, and then they go back to spanking the monkey to nudey pics, and annoying nice girls that just want to find a normal guy. oh-btw did i mention that i am stoned, ok gotta go, i'm Bogarting the bong. cheers Nikki.

 

[bahodeme]

Answer to #1-I haven't. My personality is better suited for speed dating or something along those lines.
Answer to #2 - Those answers prove why they are alone. If that is putting their best foot forward, you known its going to get worse.
Answer to #3-:sing:If you like pina coladas.....

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength
and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing
them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I
eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer
blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a
race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern
candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or
flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very
rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species
continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the
herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an
envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ
17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for
breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound
bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for
a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

I seriously just got this message on pof.. I don't even understand this at all.. :dunno:

 

[rayman53x]

wow I just read your bio. you actually sound pretty cool!

Some guys out there are just messed up. I have attempted to do online dating but i don't have a credit card so i can never write back to girls lol

I useually get good feed back though, mostly from woman in there 50's lol but the ones that are normal are pretty cool. just wish i could write back