Thought I'd just let you all know since this went from porn board to legal advice/sympathy board.
Anybody offer legal recourse for me? Please....
Anybody? :helpme:
Anybody offer legal recourse for me? Please....
Anybody? :helpme:
OMG! I'm in legal trouble!
- Thread starter ~~whimsy~~
- Start date
Remove your trousers, get your lube, and head on over to Stan's house. He'll straighten you right out.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Suicide is your only option. Seriously.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Better start releasing your sphincter now boy. It's gonna be a long ride (in more ways than one).
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Just make up a legal problem and help me with it! PLEASE! Somebody help me!
Ooh StanScratch.... I'll be right over.
Ooh StanScratch.... I'll be right over.
Admit to everything, but have the look in your eyes of being really sorry as you do. I did, and instead of life in prison, I got 5 years with a GPS collar on my ankle.
That's right. Blood is the greatest lube ever.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Just make up a legal problem and help me with it! PLEASE! Somebody help me!
Ooh StanScratch.... I'll be right over.
Did you.... steal a brick from BangBros or some dumb shit like that?
...I've got nothing...
Just make up a legal problem and help me with it! PLEASE! Somebody help me!
Ooh StanScratch.... I'll be right over.
You really should not have given the payote to the priest in a room full of 8 year old boys.
Your best bet is to friend the Pope on facebook.
Ooh! I love the show White Collar! Awesome! My life is going to be like the TV show!
YAY!
Yippee!!!!!
*frollicks in FreeOnes fields*
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Blood and tears. Sweet, sweet whimsy tears.
Shifty
O.G.
This is why you have no friends!!! :weeping:
:hatsoff:
Are you suggesting I release Whimsicalzilla in a court room??? Do you know what kind of chaos, violence, and insanity would follow?
Hmm....
Shifty
O.G.
Shifty
O.G.
Do it. From behind.
Doing it now. :thumbsup:
How's that working out for you guys?
