OMG! I'm in legal trouble!

[~~whimsy~~]

Thought I'd just let you all know since this went from porn board to legal advice/sympathy board.

Anybody offer legal recourse for me? Please....

Anybody? :helpme:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Remove your trousers, get your lube, and head on over to Stan's house. He'll straighten you right out.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Suicide is your only option. Seriously.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Better start releasing your sphincter now boy. It's gonna be a long ride (in more ways than one).

 

[DOA82]

How old did she say she was? Youd be surprised how much of a difference that can make!

 

[StanScratch]

Remove your trousers, get your lube, and head on over to Stan's house. He'll straighten you right out.

Lube? Lube? We don't need not steenkin' lube!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Just make up a legal problem and help me with it! PLEASE! Somebody help me!

Ooh StanScratch.... I'll be right over.

 

[Smallville417]

Admit to everything, but have the look in your eyes of being really sorry as you do. I did, and instead of life in prison, I got 5 years with a GPS collar on my ankle.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Lube? Lube? We don't need not steenkin' lube!

That's right. Blood is the greatest lube ever.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Just make up a legal problem and help me with it! PLEASE! Somebody help me!

Ooh StanScratch.... I'll be right over.

Did you.... steal a brick from BangBros or some dumb shit like that?






...I've got nothing...

 

[lurkingdirk]

Just make up a legal problem and help me with it! PLEASE! Somebody help me!

Ooh StanScratch.... I'll be right over.

You really should not have given the payote to the priest in a room full of 8 year old boys.

Your best bet is to friend the Pope on facebook.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Admit to everything, but have the look in your eyes of being really sorry as you do. I did, and instead of life in prison, I got 5 years with a GPS collar on my ankle.

Ooh! I love the show White Collar! Awesome! My life is going to be like the TV show!

YAY!

Yippee!!!!!

*frollicks in FreeOnes fields*

 

[StanScratch]

That's right. Blood is the greatest lube ever.

Blood and tears. Sweet, sweet whimsy tears.

 

[Shifty]

Thought I'd just let you all know since this went from porn board to legal advice/sympathy board.

Anybody offer legal recourse for me? Please....

Anybody? :helpme:

Tough shit. Go cry somewhere else, bitch.











:tongue:

 

[L3ggy]

Your best bet is to admit to whatever you did, and use those Whimsicalzilla Eyes of yours

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Tough shit. Go cry somewhere else, bitch.











:tongue:

This is why you have no friends!!! :weeping:


:hatsoff:

Your best bet is to admit to whatever you did, and use those Whimsicalzilla Eyes of yours

Are you suggesting I release Whimsicalzilla in a court room??? Do you know what kind of chaos, violence, and insanity would follow?

Hmm....

 

[Shifty]

This is why you have no friends!!! :weeping:


:hatsoff:

Whyyyyyyy I outta pound you!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Whyyyyyyy I outta pound you!

Do it. From behind.

 

[Shifty]

Do it. From behind.

Doing it now. :thumbsup:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Doing it now. :thumbsup:

How's that working out for you guys?