Old times (parody)

[assari]

I spoke with a person who is 28-years old and she said that the 1990s were a great time.

Then I spoke with a person who is almost 80-years old and he said that 1950s was the best of times since he was a young man at the time.

Conclusion:

If things were always better the farther we go back in time then a prehistoric time was probably like a paradise. :dunno:

(The Cave Woman)

 

[sean miguel]

assari, if you wanted to post a nude pic of your wife/girlfriend, you didn't have to do it under the guise of another (parody) thread.

it's common practice here and there's a dedicated thread for that.

 

[xfire]

It's his wife and he still can't get laid.

 

[Rey C.]

The hills were higher... when you were young.
The trees were taller... when you were young.
The grass was greener... when you were young.

 

[Harpsman]

Even nostalgia isn't like it used to be

 

[Supafly]

The best year ever was clearly 1963

 

[BigSwede]

Your youth will always be your best years.
Even during Socrates lifetime people complained about todays youth and how much better it used to be.

 

[Anonyne#017]

I'm (not) sorry at all to break your in-bred circle, but new times are almost always better and oldies are just a form of insecurity... That also with people do not really compare actual quality of new over old, but rather amount of novelty based on biased standards of that timeline and person being unable to move on and adapt to changes from what is familiar...

You can say what you want, but fun back in the times was when you went to plow farms with an axe and the final result of the happiness was to eat those raw potatoes. Even taking a shit in the toilet room nowadays is much more fun than old bitter hags had during their entire life time in the past...

 

[Jack Davenport]

The rooms were so much colder then my father was a soldier then and times were very hard when I was young
I smoked my first cigarette at ten and the girls I had a bad yen and I had quite a ball when I was young
When I was young it was more important paid more pain but the laughter much louder yeah when I was young
Met my first love at thirteen she was brown and I was pretty green I learned quite a lot when I was young
The rooms were so much colder my father was a soldier then and times were very hard when I was young