Oh my god!

[AlienHado]

hot brunette Dylan Ryder scared of a penis? :eek:

 

[GregCentauro]

That picture is shopped. She actually was watching Premium Link Upgrade

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

That guy looks like he spent too much time in the sun.

 

[feller469]

I don't think she is shocked by the sight of a big one. I saw on the internet once she knew what to do and do it quite well

 

[lurkingdirk]

Actually, the big dong just reminded her somehow that she could save a lot of money on car insurance by calling Geico.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Actually, the big dong just reminded her somehow that she could save a lot of money on car insurance by calling Geico.

It's "switching to", not "calling".

I'm sorry, but I have to.

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[Asianlov69]

I think she was just opening her mouth to swallow it..

 

[lurkingdirk]

It's "switching to", not "calling".

I'm sorry, but I have to.

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I misquote a shitty TV ad and I get the picard face palm?
damn dude, you're harsh. I'm glad you didn't get the mod position, or I'd be ****** by now.
:nanner:

 

[PirateKing]

I misquote a shitty TV ad and I get the picard face palm?
damn dude, you're harsh. I'm glad you didn't get the mod position, or I'd be ****** by now.
:nanner:

you gotta quote the line verbatim or else it loses its funny value:thumbsup:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I misquote a shitty TV ad and I get the picard face palm?
damn dude, you're harsh. I'm glad you didn't get the mod position, or I'd be ****** by now.
:nanner:

I tried the jew face palm, but it didn't look right. :dunno:

 

[jayaprak]

Omg

 

[Cido123]

:angels:

 

[Born2Jizz]

:*****: :*****: