Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

[cobraii]

Looking for a sophisticated mechanical mastubator that does all the work and doesn't complain.:blowjob: :nanner:

 

[Boricua111118]

Ok tha site is just bad... wha a laugh!

 

[makev80]

ROFL, just think about getting caught trying some of those techniques :eek:

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Don't leave the banana in the microwave for too long if you want to try the "Banana Man", you'll burn your willy...haha!

:rubbel:

 

[Neromak]

I use the hands free technique *points to gf* hehe. :nanner:

 

[member2686]

Yeah no shit... Imagine doing that one "technique" of crawling under the mattress (and onto the box-springs) and having someone walk in on you! LMFAO What kind of technique is THAT?!

"Uh, well, I was just trying to sleep without all the light in my eyes, so I crawled under the mattress, naked, with a fistful of tissues and my KY jelly-filled condom on my cock..."

ROFLMAO

 

[james kirk]

Jerking off with friends?

the first question is, has anyone ever done this? I feel uncomftorable around friends while watching porn and would love to jerk off at the same time as them.

anyone have any experience with this? I wouldnt mind being in a room with ten guys jerkin it.

 

[MASAMUNE]

:o GAY :eek:

 

[Pixter]

SO GAY

 

[member2686]

Damn! WHAT a question! :eek: :rofl: No thanks for me...

Here you go, man... Enjoy!

:rubbel:

 

[harold]

i remeber i tread like this from a long time ago. and it was gay then. but ansewer your question. no i do not jerk off with my friends.

 

[Brino]

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19229

Dude, I hope you know this isn't a gay board.

 

[ILVAdrianaSage]

 

[Dick Hardly]

I wouldn't mind being in a room with 10 ladies jerking me while I watch porn.

 

[rockford80]

That would be a fucked up thing to do. Who the hell would actually do that?

 

[member5726]

I have to agree with everyone here, that's so gay... man, if you really do that, you're gay and all your friends are gay also....:throwup:

 

[Goblin]

What? Do you need help?

There is no reason for it other than being gay.

If you are homosexual though... Dont let these guys make you feel bad about it. Be proud... But don't be proud on me. And don't invite me to your masterbation parties.

We can still have a beer. :glugglug:

 

[Ronaldoxxx1702795853]

oh my god .... :laugh:

greetz:glugglug:

 

[Peter Gazinya]

There's a reason they're called friends and it's because you don't jerk off with them. You spank it with your girl friends. Unless you're gay, in which case I agree w/ Goblin. Go be gay all you want but be gay with other gay people and don't invite me to your circle jerk. But I will drink with you. I'll guzzle around a homo, don't bother me none.

:glugglug:

 

[The Boss]

What The Fuck !!!!!:cussing:

Another homo thread by the "Big Dick dude" Capt. Kirk !!!


Dude please....be as homo as you like somewhere far from us folks who are on the hunt for hot chicks !!! Okay !!