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[tunsty]

Re: National Masturbation Month

Kumbaya, mi señor, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya alguien que ríe, señor, kumbaya alguien que ríe, señor, kumbaya alguien que ríe, señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya alguien que grita, señor, kumbaya alguien que grita, señor, kumbaya alguien que grita, señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya alguien que ruega, señor, kumbaya alguien que ruega, señor, kumbaya alguien que ruega, señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya alguien que canta, señor, kumbaya alguien que canta, señor, kumbaya alguien que canta, señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya

Ah..Just as well you know them AFA

 

[member006]

Re: National Masturbation Month

Do it on your knees, shoulder to the bed, looking through your legs in the mirror behind you. Kahunas flapping in the wind while you sing "Kumbaya" in Spanish. Oh yeah and have your best friend film it all and send it to me.

You asked.

LL

Kumbaya, mi señor, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya alguien que ríe, señor, kumbaya alguien que ríe, señor, kumbaya alguien que ríe, señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya alguien que grita, señor, kumbaya alguien que grita, señor, kumbaya alguien que grita, señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya alguien que ruega, señor, kumbaya alguien que ruega, señor, kumbaya alguien que ruega, señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya alguien que canta, señor, kumbaya alguien que canta, señor, kumbaya alguien que canta, señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya

Ah..Just as well you know them AFA

:flame:

:rofl2: OMG I love this place.

 

[AFA]

Re: National Masturbation Month

Video; :jester:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=76BbomyrEl418

 

[holycrap]

Re: National Masturbation Month

I started this thread as a way to make the world a better place through masturbation, and all you guys can do is make jokes and write Spanish song lyrics. Shame on you all. Well, I'm going to go raise some money.

 

[member006]

Re: National Masturbation Month

I started this thread as a way to make the world a better place through masturbation, and all you guys can do is make jokes and write Spanish song lyrics. Shame on you all. Well, I'm going to go raise some money.

I am sorry holycrap. *covers eyes while talking to him* I really meant nothing by it. I think with all the crap throws that go on in here, a good chuckle is where you find it. *peeps between two fingers a bit, woohoo you go boy... "raise" that money* I'm just glad it wasn't turned into a political battleground. All my threads end up there.

Good luck on the fund raising and the *peeps again* well you know. :o

LL

 

[dozzy]

Masturbation experience

What you need:
- car
- CD player
- Britney Spears, J-Lo music (...)
- highway
(...)

Orgasm => priceless


Long time ago I made MP3 songs with sexy music like Britney Spears, Beyonce, J-Lo, but I never listened really in the car. Untill last night. I was driving on highway, when I decided to put into my radio that CD. I didn't cum for 5 days, so I was really horny. When I heard the song I'm a slave for you, my cock was getting bigger and bigger. I couldn't help myself so I unzipped my jeans and starrted to jerk off. There was litlle traffic, you don't need your hands on highway, so I put my volume up, and after Britney's song and one from Beyonce I came on J- Lo song Play.

If you are pervert like me, you should try it sometime.
Peace.

 

[Jagger69]

Re: Masturbation experience

Awww....does it have to be some teeny bopper like Britney? Can I use Shania Twain or maybe even Linda Ronstadt instead?

 

[Roughneck]

Re: Masturbation experience

There was litlle traffic, you don't need your hands on highway

:nono: :nono: :nono: Who the hell gave you a license to drive?

 

[member006]

Re: Masturbation experience

There's 15 threads on this here. I will get stoned for this but you aren't a noob. Why didn't you use the search button?


Here's just one http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=27433 almost the same title too.


Masturbation 101 again? TMI really.

LL

 

[dozzy]

Re: Masturbation experience

Actually one time when I was in Mcdonalds I ordered BigMac and there was J-Lo song on the radio. I don't remember which song it was but it really got me horny. So I couldn't help myself and I cummed in BigMac's.

You should try it sometime.
Peace.

 

[AFA]

Re: National Masturbation Month

Jimmy Kimmel doesn't do the Man Show anymore does he?
http://www.g4tv.com/themanshow/index.html

 

[dozzy]

Re: Masturbation experience

Oh yeah, I forgot. Last week I was in Library. There was again some sexy song on the radio so I took one book and cummed in book. Then I returned the book back to the shelves.

 

[Undertaker]

Re: Masturbation experience

Actually one time when I was in Mcdonalds I ordered BigMac and there was J-Lo song on the radio. I don't remember which song it was but it really got me horny. So I couldn't help myself and I cummed in BigMac's.

You should try it sometime.
Peace.

Please...Please tell me you didn't eat it after that?

I'm sorry but i've never felt aroused by listening to music. especially not crap music like britney spears, no offense. She have more of the negative effect

If you like britney spears music..good for you!

:eek: http://www.gulf-times.com/mritems/images/2007/2/17/2_133456_1_248.jpg :eek:

and for fucks sake masturbate at home so you don't put other people at risk.

 

[tunsty]

Re: National Masturbation Month

What about a charity wanking record.

There was 'Band-Aid' back in the 80's..we could have a Freeones record featuring all the wankers on this board.(maybe/maybe not a pun there)

The video for the song could have us all huddled in a recording studio, whacking-off in unison.


Remember, all over the world there are needy children who need our help.

 

[AFA]

Re: Masturbation experience

What you need:
- car
- CD player
- Britney Spears, J-Lo music (...)
- highway
(...)

Orgasm => priceless


Long time ago I made MP3 songs with sexy music like Britney Spears, Beyonce, J-Lo, but I never listened really in the car. Untill last night. I was driving on highway, when I decided to put into my radio that CD. I didn't cum for 5 days, so I was really horny. When I heard the song I'm a slave for you, my cock was getting bigger and bigger. I couldn't help myself so I unzipped my jeans and starrted to jerk off. There was litlle traffic, you don't need your hands on highway, so I put my volume up, and after Britney's song and one from Beyonce I came on J- Lo song Play.

If you are pervert like me, you should try it sometime.
Peace.

I don't have Brittney, J-Lo or a highway :dunno:

 

[dozzy]

Re: Masturbation experience

Ok I am just bored and have nothing to do so I just joked a little with you. Dont take this serious, it's only imagination

 

[AFA]

Re: National Masturbation Month

I started this thread as a way to make the world a better place through masturbation, and all you guys can do is make jokes and write Spanish song lyrics. Shame on you all. Well, I'm going to go raise some money.

That's the most sincere thing I've heard in a long time. :crying:

It's always had jerkoffs run in the past, but the Presidential campaign is coming up and depending on how much you raise You Might consider making a contribution? :dunno:

 

[slowhand]

Re: Masturbation experience

If this keep's up I have to buy a lube factory.

 

[slowhand]

Re: National Masturbation Month

Jimmy Kimmel doesn't do the Man Show anymore does he?
http://www.g4tv.com/themanshow/index.html

I'm pretty sure that he does not didn't he have his own show or I'm think of some one else?

 

[hedonis]

Re: National Masturbation Month

I'm pretty sure that he does not didn't he have his own show or I'm think of some one else?

He's either got, or had :dunno: The Jimmy Kimmel show. I don't know if it's still on.

H