Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

Where do you prefer to wank?

  • in bed

    Votes: 85 16.7%
  • at the computer

    Votes: 360 70.9%
  • in the shower

    Votes: 29 5.7%
  • other

    Votes: 34 6.7%

  • Total voters
    508
Re: Masturbation Help

Tweezers would be a good tool for masturbation help until you get bigger.
 
Re: Masturbation Help

LOL! If you're over 18 (21 in some countries) then I really feel bad for you!

If not... hey get out of here before I tell your ****** kiddo!
 

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Re: Masturbation Help

You better be nice to the "new members", (the politically correct term I hope) wouldn't want to step on toes. Shame on all of you. :nono:

LL:angels:
 
Re: Masturbation Help

The mods werent nice with him too as I see(******)...:rofl

I think we were nice, I think I was nice. Lately I've had a lot on my mind and second guessing myself all time. Should I get the blue one, should I get the red one? Oh well.

I guess what pushed someone, (that bastard :) ), over the top to ban the guy and his fast deleted thread, was his request for pictures of male ********'s penises. That might be what it was.

There's just so much work for the man behind the curtain to do. :dunno:


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Oh, here he is now! Working hard to make all your posting dreams come true! :jester:

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Re: Masturbation Help

Even though it's "be nice to a newbie" week, month, day, hour, period cycle or whatever, I just can't help laughing at this one :rofl: This one should be the exception to the rule.
 
Re: Masturbation Help

i just saw the other one...wow, i dunno just seemed so dam wierd...the questions he posed just "skeeved" me out
 
Re: best music video to jerk off to

I unloaded many times as a young lad to Madonna videos. The all time classic was "Open Your Heart" where she's a dancer in a peep show booth. A series of weirdly homo looking guys watch her during the video, but the costume she's wearing is fantastic. It's also got the weirdly disturbing element of a young boy featured throughout the video who Madonna winds up leaving with in the end. What it all meant I don't know, but I sure wanted to be that *** if Madonna went off somewhere and did evil **** to him!
 
Re: best music video to jerk off to

Dirrty-Xtina
Lady Marmalede-Xtina, Mya, Pink, Li Kim
I Wanna Be Bad-Willa Ford
Buttons-PCD
Im A Slave 4 U - Britney

Oh and i think im gonna get to see Xtina AND PCD, they are coming to my town next month, now that is one pud pulling concert!!!!:thumbsup:
 
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