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[foxycougar]

Re: How do you masturbate?

I didn't know masturbation came with a instructional manual. My god I think I have been doing it wrong then.

Holy shit! You could have seriously injured yourself! You're better order a manual quick!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Re: How do you masturbate?

I also wear latex gloves and use Minoxol-9. Better safe that sorry.

With a little help from my friend Mary Hand. :rubbel:

:hatsoff: Jackson

Any relation to Rosy Palm and her 5 sisters?

I didn't know masturbation came with a instructional manual. My god I think I have been doing it wrong then.

Came with then I came on and in the instruction manual too.

-cs™

 

[D-rock]

Re: How do you masturbate?

Lmfao, I'd like to see that....I gotta get a cam in your bedroom and bathroom :1orglaugh

I will even let you bounce quarters off my ass while you record me. :rofl:

 

[Max]

Re: How do you masturbate?

Some people do. How rude. Do you know some people write in really big fonts to make up for smaller things?

Fox

Do they...how cool...you learn something new everyday

Do you know some people are getting neg repped for the rest of thier sad existence?

 

[4G63]

Re: How do you masturbate?

I use a warm Krispy Kreme donut, I call her Jenny.

 

[HoboJoe]

Re: How do you masturbate?

I grip my cock with my 4 fingers and thumb and slowly jerk my meat up and down till it blows.

 

[herman_li]

how much masturbation is too much

so the other day one of my friend asked me this question and i didn't know how to answer him. So i said its when you grow warts. Seriously how much masturbation is too much?:dunno:

 

[Synthmesc_Droog]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

You can get warts from too much masturbation?? :eek:

 

[herman_li]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

i dont know but that was just my guess

 

[Aces&Jacks]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

The moment you go blind, you'll know that you just made one stroke too many.:rofl: :rofl2:

 

[Imagine]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

When it starts to hurt, you might want to consider stopping. Well, unless pain is a part of the process, I'm not judging anyone.

 

[jumbo_jim]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

You can't get too much unless you have a lady to do it for you.

 

[jversluis88]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

If it runs dry, then you're visiting the well too often.

 

[om3ga]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

When you got friction burns........

 

[SeraphiM]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

When you get bored half way through it, you done it too much

 

[poggy]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

When it falls off in your hand or your left with a stub where once there was a mighty oak:1orglaugh

Edit:
Or when your doing it while eatting!!

 

[lovejoy]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

Excessive prolonged daily Masturbation over 20-30 years (over 20-30 minutes a day for 30 years) can cause carpal tunnel syndrome of your hand.

Also excessive masturbation will desensitize your brain sensation of self-gratification of auto-orgasm (take 30 years !!!)

Masturbation in excess of 6-10 times a day may also deplete most of your specific neurotransmittors in your brain for orgasms and other functions and its pronounced effects are decreased daily functions/activivites for men in their fifties ( over 50 years old)

There are no scientific proof of any "major" side-effects of excessive masturbation if you are young (under 45-49 years old). Blindness is just a myth.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

some guy who had and 11 inch dick and drove a hot rod used to masturbate 100 times a day and that never stopped him from delivering 75 babies per week.

 

[pussy+dickdenice]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

When only air comes out of your hand-pump??????

 

[theadmanmufc]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

There are no medical drawbacks to masturbation other than possible carpel tunnel syndrome, but you can get that from any repetitive movement.

It's only too much when it starts to take over your life...like you choose to stay in and jerk off rather than go out etc.