**** of Choice

Well now. You and all your other buddies there can just sniff my **** pipe for a couple hours.

Dont worry I dont have the shits, you aint gonna get any projectiles flying at ya :hatsoff: but watch out for those gasses, they mighty bad Mr, and they aint gettin better.

My tongue willingly awaits the offer of ass to tease awkwardly before you run away in horror. I shall then laugh.. and very, very possibly wash my mouth out with that same *****'n'heineken. Gotta wash the taste of **** and hooker spit outta my mouth with SOMETHING.

~FG Reference for the day: reached.
 
My tongue willingly awaits the offer of ass to tease awkwardly before you run away in horror. I shall then laugh.. and very, very possibly wash my mouth out with that same *****'n'heineken. Gotta wash the taste of **** and hooker spit outta my mouth with SOMETHING.

~FG Reference for the day: reached.

:rofl2::1orglaugh I gots nothin ... :thumbsup:
 
Draught: Smithwicks
Bottle: Newcastle Brown Ale
Can: Thats for shitting in.
 
Blech. Bell's? Those guys that make the Honker Pale Ale? Never liked anything from Bell or Oberon. Less *******.. more fufu taste, too much of the time. That's woman-*****, mah friend. chickbooze.


Dude, while I respect your right to ***** whatever you want, including swill like Budweiser made not from 100 percent barley grain but mostly corn syrup, please get your facts straight: Honkers Ale is made by Goose Island Brewery out of Chicago, not Bell's in Kalamazoo.

You don't have to like ****, especially ales, made with tradtional yeasts and hops you can actually taste and smell, but just because you don't like it doesn't make it chickbooze, whatever the fuck that is. I could say because you like Bud and other "cheap" **** you are a dumb redneck mofo who likes to sit on his ass and watch cars go around in circles for hours.

But I won't.

***** what you like and enjoy it. Cheers. :glugglug:
 
i have never drank a **** in my life im 24 yrs old . i have seen to many deaths and to many people do stupid **** when they ***** . i dont feel i am missing out it is my choice.
but if i had to pick my 1st **** to have i guess i would try budwiser i mean its tv ads are everywhere
 
My faves are *anykind* of Budwieser, Private Stock, and rolling rock. although I must say, I had a alergic reaction to labatts blue, thats an instant headache in a bottle (its the only **** that ever gave me a headache as soon as I drank it) :uohs::throwup::eek:

and I must give the peeps who ***** guiness a :hatsoff: cuz I can't stand the taste of that stuff. maybe its just me. but that stuff doesn't taste like something I wanna chug allot. its very unappealing to me. :2 cents:
 
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Miller lite is my **** of choice too when I am sharing a pitcher with friend. I do like Hainiken and sometime Killians Irish Red
 
Any of the cheap American beers when money is an issue; Budweiser, Miller no lite stuff. Red Stripe is also quite good. Tecate, Corona, Dos Equis are very good smooth beers. But Hefeweizen is my **** of choice. Maybe some Pilsner or Marzen.
 
Guinness, Red stripe, Julius Echter hefe weiss, and basically anything Sam Adams except for the cherry wheat, I love Sam Adams Old Fezziwig but can only find around winter in combo packs.
 
Perspective-the mass produced ones like Bud,Miller,Coors,Fosters,Red Stripe, Heineken,Stella ,Corona etc are the **** equivalent of wonderbread being tasteless, manufactured very cheaply (but not sold cheaply) , gassed up and chilled (whoever said **** should be cold?) to hide their shortcomings.As somebody once said, they are for people who don't really like **** but like to **** a lot.
So next time you're in a bar, forget the advertising and look for something from a small brewery.Be warned, it might actually taste of something and change your life.
 
i have never drank a **** in my life im 24 yrs old . i have seen to many deaths and to many people do stupid **** when they ***** . i dont feel i am missing out it is my choice.
but if i had to pick my 1st **** to have i guess i would try budwiser i mean its tv ads are everywhere

please don't try budwieser - try a dark lager instead. or modelos.
 
Aris, a great lager out of Greece. Smooth. I can ***** about seven and start to get all silly before I've even realized it.


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