NY parking tickets pile up on van with dead driver

Ace Boobtoucher

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A man's decomposing body inside a minivan covered in parking tickets went undiscovered for weeks because the vehicle's windows were apparently tinted and ticketing officers don't normally search cars, police said Friday.

I guess the smell never alerted the meter maids to his presence. I wonder if his ****** will have to pay the fines.

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