Not visiting Australia again in the foreseeable future

[mokbel69]

is it true that in Australia girls come and ask you to go out if they like you, not guys go ask them like in the rest of the world?

Not in my experience but hey I'm short bald ugly fucker.....so maybe?

 

[288gto]

Well, it's not really an either/or situation, or a hard and fast rule. But generally, girls here are pretty assertive and don't mind letting it be known how they're feeling.

Sounds good to me LoL, I'll get myself a nice Ferrari

 

[Rock111x]

Aussie aussie aussie, oi, oi, oi.. Monica Mayhem 🔥

 

[Rock111x]

Only in Australia, beer bras

 

[Rock111x]

Meanwhile in Australia

 

[288gto]

aussie accent is funny...

 

[Rock111x]

True story

 

[Rock111x]

But don't fret we also have Lolita Borgia

 

[jonno2004]

Am I the only one who doesn't know what Mongo is?

 

[Rock111x]

Am I the only one who doesn't know what Mongo is?

What about drongo

 

[Rock111x]

Meanwhile in Australia

 

[sean miguel]

I want to ski in Australia just to say I did.

that's just great

 

[288gto]

I want to ski in Australia just to say I did.

that's just great

LoL at the first guy there nd his leggings lol so gay!

 

[Rock111x]

Lolita Borgia, Aussie aussie, aussie, oi, oi, oi

 

[sean miguel]

Lolita Borgia, Aussie aussie, aussie, oi, oi, oi

 

[tartanterrier]

I'd like Australia a lot better if the wildlife was less dangerous. Although I never saw anything deadly in Sydney, whilst I was there. But one of the girls I pulled over there at time worked in a farm up near Port Macquarie, said she would always carry a shotgun with her at all times for the snakes. I guess it's not as bad in the city, as it is in the country.

 

[mongo18]

I'd like Australia a lot better if the wildlife was less dangerous. Although I never saw anything deadly in Sydney, whilst I was there. But one of the girls I pulled over there at time worked in a farm up near Port Macquarie, said she would always carry a shotgun with her at all times for the snakes. I guess it's not as bad in the city, as it is in the country.

She was a moron, and should move to America if she loves carrying shotguns around so much. Snakes don't want to be near you anymore than you want to be near them and will try to get out of your way 100% of the time. I live about a 2 hour driver North of Port Macquarie and my backyard is an acre of rainforest and I've only seen a handful of snakes here. I've handled a lot of snakes in my time, and unless you're squeezing the shit out of them even when you're holding them in your hands they'll mostly try to get away rather than turn and strike.
Same with spiders. I vacuumed 6 funnel webs out of my pool yesterday, but I've never seen one outside the pool, because they live deep underground and only come out at night, and mostly only after rain.

Sure, there's a ton of wildlife here that can kill or hurt you, but it almost never does.

 

[Rock111x]

I'd like Australia a lot better if the wildlife was less dangerous. Although I never saw anything deadly in Sydney, whilst I was there. But one of the girls I pulled over there at time worked in a farm up near Port Macquarie, said she would always carry a shotgun with her at all times for the snakes. I guess it's not as bad in the city, as it is in the country.

Still get snakes in urban areas. Usually not poisonous though

 

[maildude]

http://mashable.com/2015/08/06/australia-most-dangerous-animals/#hLTxLzrYb5qM

Stay away. You have been warned.

 

[Rock111x]

You are all soft