'Noisy sex' woman spared prison

What do you expect? They're the Cartwrights. They have aged a bit, though. Adam sports a beard nowadays and Hoss looks as good as ever.
 

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"The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it." If you're not in considerable pain during sex, you're doing something wrong. Although the thought of those two engaging in any type of sexual activity is somewhat disconcerting. The progeny of that union would look very disturbing... :eek:
 
Granted both of them look as if they would make a train take a dirt road, perhaps it's the visual image of them having sex that scares the hell out of their neighbors.
 
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