If the Internet didn't exist, what would you be doing right now 
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Alyssa Rose
Official Checked Star Member
I'd probably be more active and get out more lol
Flash people in public instead of virtually.
I mean, be a productive member in society and community! Yeah. That's it...
I mean, be a productive member in society and community! Yeah. That's it...
If the Internet didn't exist, what would you be doing right now
Duh, inventing the internet.:hatsoff:
Spend more time on my Playstation 3 and buy the Sun newspaper for page 3 girls. Also spend more outdoors as well.
GregCentauro
Banned
Go to the zoo and beat off to mating animals.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
I would be feeding my habit of snorting live fire ants.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Septic truck driver
I'd likely be creating elaborate scenes with Barbi and Ken dolls, photographing them, and putting them in people's mailboxes with their names written over the most lewdly placed figure and a protein stain covering the whole thing.
lechepicha
Prince of the Rotten Milk
Five Things We Wouldn't Miss if the Internet Died
* Spam, spim and other unsolicited and often offensive e-mails that litter our inboxes and steal our bandwidth and mailbox quotas. Yes, it is theft.
* "In your face" ads that interfere with browsing. Advertising revenue may be necessary to support the sites, but it's getting more aggressive than panhandlers on the street, and it's just as irritating.
* Drive-by installs of programs we definitely do not want on our computers.
* The assumption by employers that you're always online, so your "workday" expands to 24/7.
* Porn sites that take advantage of small typos in entry of legitimate URLs and pop up at the most embarrassing moments.
Six Things We Would Miss if the Internet Died
Seamless automatic software updates. Done properly, they keep users' computers secure with zero effort from the user.
Online banking and bill payments. It sure beats trying to work around banker's hours!
Amazon.com
Seamless e-mail. Remember when you had to be an AOL member to get e-mail from an AOL member?
Online mapping services such as MapQuest. It's kept us from getting lost many times.
Online study—why sit in a classroom when you can partake in a lecture from a comfy chair?
* Spam, spim and other unsolicited and often offensive e-mails that litter our inboxes and steal our bandwidth and mailbox quotas. Yes, it is theft.
* "In your face" ads that interfere with browsing. Advertising revenue may be necessary to support the sites, but it's getting more aggressive than panhandlers on the street, and it's just as irritating.
* Drive-by installs of programs we definitely do not want on our computers.
* The assumption by employers that you're always online, so your "workday" expands to 24/7.
* Porn sites that take advantage of small typos in entry of legitimate URLs and pop up at the most embarrassing moments.
Six Things We Would Miss if the Internet Died
Seamless automatic software updates. Done properly, they keep users' computers secure with zero effort from the user.
Online banking and bill payments. It sure beats trying to work around banker's hours!
Amazon.com
Seamless e-mail. Remember when you had to be an AOL member to get e-mail from an AOL member?
Online mapping services such as MapQuest. It's kept us from getting lost many times.
Online study—why sit in a classroom when you can partake in a lecture from a comfy chair?
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
Reading more, writing more, creating more. I wasn't on last night.
Break the spell of the Internet! Muah! :scream:
I have to agree. I'd have more money than Bill Gates.
I could tell Al "Manbearpig" Gore I invented the Internet! Ha!
Why? Explain.
Break the spell of the Internet! Muah! :scream:
I have to agree. I'd have more money than Bill Gates.
I could tell Al "Manbearpig" Gore I invented the Internet! Ha!
Why? Explain.
