Ninjas vs. Pirates

The problem is: You could never tell.

If the bunch of pirates suddenly stops brawling and swearing and all the 'Arrrrr' dies away as they lie in a puddle of *****, trying to keep hold of their own bowels...

... but nobody saw anyone, as Ninjas do their job...

Who coult testify they are the winners?

Would probably be blamed on spontaneous combustion :1orglaugh
 
Neither zombies and robots would destroy all of them.
 
Ninja-pirates... Or maybe pirate-Ninjas
 
It really depends on the situation. Will it be dark? Will there be plenty of places in which to hide and sneak up behind someone? Or will it be out in the open where the Pirate can draw his *** and blast the Ninja while he's running away?

These are all pertinent questions....
 
Drunks.
Pirates and ninjas will go to war and while their gone some ***** guy will knock up their wives. Enjoy your day at work today fellas, btw :hatsoff:
 
Are you fucking kidding ??? Ninjas man ... Ninjas !!! :eek:

Everything you'll ever need to know about these mysterious (and totally sweet!) assassins can be found here:

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For example, did you know that Ninjas are mammals? It's true! :yesyes:
 
Do you see a Ninja King on this forum? Do you?! No. Regardless of whether or not there's one that's lurking the threads all ninja-like, pirates are the life of the party and ultimately win out over those pathetic little ninjas. Let's be real here: who would you rather drink with?

Debate over!
 
Ninjas definately, any one ever seen Captain Feathersword, Premium Link Upgrade
Not scary, just creepy.
 
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