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Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates

Hello Nikki lovers,

I know this issue has been addressed ad nauseum, but it still an irritant and so I scrape at this barnacle once again.

Why would someone pay to join a site to see the same variation of non-nude poses played-out month, after month, after month, when this same model can be seen on Springer giving away for free what she won't when she get's paid?

Is it so you can see Malibu Nikki play dress up in something new each week?
Is that it? For vaguely interactive dolly-play time?

Nikki says she doesn't like exposing her breasts because they are lop-sided. Strangely, this didn't seem to bother her in front of a live studio audience. It didn't seem to bother the audience and sure didn't bother me. However, despite this apparent contradiction, she resolutely affirms that she will never go fully nude.

Ok. Fine. Don't. Good.

You're right Nikki...Every piece you give away will cause your fans to want more. They will never be satisfied for long. Some might consider this an opportunity to keep product interest up and view it favourably, other people view it as a slippery slope to be avoided. To each their own. Be comfortable in knowing where you stand. My issue is not with Nikki (although the Springer-thing was pretty annoying). My real issue is with her fans.

In the interest of full disclosure let me say: I am a fan. She's deadly cute, with a great body and I have been following her work online intermittently for the last 4 years.

Back to the bitching...


....What else are people paying to see other than endless rehashes of the same old, same old? "Well I like the tease," says Mr. Frustrateypants.

Good, great...May I suggest the 'tease-loving' audience look at the umpteen-hundred sets that have preceded to date and enjoy (hint: she gets younger the further back you go ;). You won't see anything new in the new the sets. She's made that very clear.

I can hear somebody saying, "But, you know, she's getting closer. She's totally starting to loosen up. One of these days, she just might come around."

Yeah...no. She's not, she won't, it ain't going to happen and you know why?

Because you pay to see Malibu Nikki each week. As long as you do, she won't. And guess what? If all of her memberships suddenly dry up, she's more likely to throw in the towel than give up "the goods."

Why?

Because she doesn't want to get on the slippery slope (I don't blame her). Because her hubby owns a bar and can sling booze throughout the woe-begotten Recession if the girly-money dries up. Because she has a child that she wants to be able to look in the eye someday. Because she comes from a typically middle class, midwestern, meat and potatoes background that says "You can dress naughty, but you do it with the lights off." Because she's the motherfucking girl next door that you want to fuck but can't.

It's the fucking concept people -- don't you get it?

YOU"LL NEVER GET HER NAKED.

EVER.

If you get your jollies from throwing your money away on nothing then please buy some General Motors stock. Or better yet. Give it to me. I'll make sure you get sweet fuck all in return and I promise to deliver sweet fuck all, consistently, month after month, after month. This is my promise to you, no more, no less.

The next ten years are going to be a bitch that costs us plenty and gives back very little. In all due serious I suggest you save your money. We're all going to need it.

I can't believe I wasted energy writing about this.

Fucking hilarious,

- BriX
 
Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates

too long, brix, too long. see edited version below, i've used only your words...

Hello Nikki lovers,

I know ad nauseum, so I scrape.

Why non-nude?

play dress up!

Nikki breasts are lop-sided.
Ok. Fine. Good.

I am a fan. She's deadly.

bitching...


I like the tease.

Why?

meat and potatoes can dress naughty, but you do it with the lights off.

It's fucking people -- don't you get it?

If you get your jollies from throwing me. I'll deliver sweet fuck. This is my promise to you.

I can't believe I wasted Fucking,

- BriX
 
Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates

Regarding Christina Model/Nikki parallels gregrickaby.

Keep dreaming true believer. I explained why I believe Nikki ain't getting nude and these reasons (the family, the external money source, the social background, the extra girls bringing in dough at nikkisplaymates) clearly separate Nikki's set of circumstances from Christina.
 
Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates

Thank you for sharing so much information on Nikki's life, great and powerful Brix.

If you can't afford $25 a month then it really shouldn't matter what kind of site you join. Nude, topless, hardcore whatever..... But thanks for trying to tell me how to spend my money.

I don't really care if I ever see her topless / nude. It didn't really matter to me when Bryci went nude. I was a member before she took her clothes off and am still a member now.

Unlike most people, I don't need the goods to make me happy. I, like most of Nikki's / Bryci's fans, like the interaction, the poses, the tease. I don't need a hardcore model to make me happy and that's what most people browsing around don't get.

If it's not for you, that's cool, but don't assume that all people that sign up are expecting to see the goods. It's a niche. Just like armpits, feet, shoes... whatever.

Does it get redundant sometimes? Sure it does. Some times there's little or no variation between sets, but I really could care less.

I've been a member of Bryci since she opened and if I haven't seen her tongue stuck out in damn near every set I'd pay you $50.And she's only been online for what? 2 months?

Wait..... Maybe i should just give it to you anyway so you don't have to spend another hour writing a post whining about Nikki's fans. Then you'll be able to afford a hardcore subscription of your choice and can use your time more wisely.
 
Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates

Wait..... Maybe i should just give it to you anyway so you don't have to spend another hour writing a post whining about Nikki's fans. Then you'll be able to afford a hardcore subscription of your choice and can use your time more wisely.


OH SNAP. I got served.

God damnit you nailed me so fucking hard there. A caustic wit you are.

Let's be clear: I didn't merely spend time writing my "whining." I invested it and I've already accrued your interest. Also, I never went after anyone. Nikki has her principles and I accept them, and kudos to her for taking an unpopular position -- very anti-populist, very self-serving, I like that. I made a point, asking, admittedly, rhetorical questions, regarding the silliness of those who willingly pay to be provided the same product month after month (when the previous month's products are precisely identical).

You, on the other hand, responded by suggesting that I couldn't afford a subscription (ouchie...why you gotta play so rough?). In fact I am fabulously wealthy from my sideline gig collecting link-bucks off of my oh-so scathing porn-board slams. I'm so fabulously wealthy that I can afford 25.00 dollars month for lovely Nikki, but I made a point indicating why it is not worth it and why Nikki plays you (presumably) and every other subscriber out like a punk month after month.

But you're right. It is a niche market.

This reminds me of a story: One night, bored and out of interesting things to discuss, my ex-girlfriend told me about how one of her old boyfriends liked to get fucked in the ass with a strap-on and then lick it off while she whipped him.

I remember thinking: "That does not interest me. Not my preference."

I guess the moral of the story is: Some folks just like to get dogged.
 
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