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wait...huh? I thought that thread was closed. I must go look into this.
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Jon S. said:
Maybe you'll like looking at these words better jitna!

Well, I figure I've kept everyone in suspense long enough.....Ha ha ha!

Here's my BIG announcement!

Have you seen this yet?:



Congrats on your much deserved win Nikki.....God knows you had to wait long enough (over a week longer than usual)! Ha ha ha!

The link to the new thread where this is all posted also is:

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Congrats again Nikki!!!!!!!! :glugglug:

:bowdown:For those keeping score at home, that's an unprecedented (as far as I can tell anyway) THREE IN A ROW for Nikki!!!!!!!!!!!:bowdown:

See, I said it wasn't anything Earth shattering.....but it was still pretty cool! Was I right, or was I right? Three in a row.....how cool is that?!?!?!?
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NikkiNova said:
You can have 'em actually. They just get in my way.
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your entire pussy or just the lips? :D ;)

how are you, Nikki?
 
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Well Jon ...I think I'm safe in saying that Matt isn't capable of a an actual bad sex story. I've been in a private with him on cam and the man is hands down one of the best experiences I've ever had. Why does Australia have to be so fucking far away? :drool2: hahahahahaha. Thank you BOTH for actually sharing and participating.
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QUOTE=Jon S.;6079503]Yay......Someone actually read my (true) story!!!!!!!! Matt, I'm glad it "moved you," even if it was in some unexpected, but also less than desirable ways. Ha ha ha! Remember I lived it, and believe me, it affected me in some unexpected ways.....but also in ways I never want to be affected ever again....so you know I know exactly where you're coming from there. Ha ha ha!

Anyway, though it wasn't a "bad sex story" per se, kudos to you for at least sharing A (somewhat comical & slightly bizarre) STORY.....which is more than I can say for everyone else (except for Red-Hot....and to some extent jonnybravo that is)! Ha ha ha![/QUOTE]

tarv said:
Jon,

Your story moved me in ways I hadn't expected... And in ways I never want to be moved again. ;-D

I don't have too many bad sex stories, luck or choice is to blame, just has been rather smooth sailing, but here's a date that I went on a few years back that certainly rates a mention...

I am part of a writing group that meets weekly and one afternoon, we had a friend of a member join in our literary farce. She presented some of her work, as we all do, and was quite pleasant during the entire session, which I commented on when I gave her my number as we all parted ways.

Fast forward a week and we had arranged to meet for drinks. I arrived at the agreed destination at the scheduled time and found an half empty bottle of white **** infront of my date. Before we left the venue, she had consumed two entire bottles on her own, in between some altogether entertaining conversation, most of which she did not mean to be taken so comically I'm sure.

At this time, I agreed to take her home, although purely to ensure she made it safely there since she had insisted she could drive herself home. Upon arriving at her house, she promptly asked me to come inside, which I declined to do. She become increasing desperate in her repeated requests, finally citing the true motivation....

"You have to come in and meet my ******..."

A tad presumptuous I stated in response....

"No, you have to, since I've told her I'm travelling to Bali with you... I'm going alone and I didn't want her to worry"

Needless to say, there was no second date.

I know its sans the lovely imagery of other's posts, but damnit if it still doesn't make me laugh thinking about it.

Matt
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I totally understand. Some of mine I can't tell because they involves many broken laws and are incriminating. Some I can't tell because they're soooo gross or weird that I would lose fans. haha...and another few I can't tell due to a ********* that would sue me probably if I told the truth about my experineces with him when we dated many years ago.
xoxoxI still have so many great ones though but you guys just aren't giving me anything even in the damn ballpark of worthiness to expose myself in such ways. hahahaha
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Frank Fire said:
NikkiNova said:
hmmm...bad sex stories? Let me elaborate. Bad sexual encounters due to some funny circumstance or story. Who's sharing? haha If I get some good ones from you guys I will share a personal one of my own. You have to really dish though or I'm keeping my cards close to my chest. hahaha
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hahahaha. I think the funniest part about this was the
"I don't even think I signed her cast" at the end. haha
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Krazy4Kobe said:
Years ago (sob!) my buddies and I were at a local college bar...spied a lovely group of females...me and one of my buds, being the dicks we were back then, made a bet with each other ($10 I think) to see who could fuck the girl.....wait for it...........with the broken leg! LOL! I am so not kidding. Eventually all eight of us went back to someone's apartment and crashed. The only problem was that there wasn't enough beds for everyone. So the two bedrooms were occupied, plus two or three on the couches...which left me and Ms. Peg Leg to get busy on the livingroom floor! It was awkward but fun and apparently neither of us minded having an in-the-dark audience! lol But one of her friends on the couch was too disgusted by our gruntings so she got up and went to ***** on the bathroom floor...until someone else got up in the middle of the night to go wee and fell on top of her! ha! Was so much fun to be young and so dumb and carefree! lol I don't even think I signed her cast!
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NikkiNova said:
Thank you but I don't consider this last one a dserving win at all. I think it should have bene Gren Eyeds and as far as I am concerned...it is.
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Given all the bs that went down, the fact that 14 votes were thrown out as a result, and the whole convoluted mess that was left after the dust settled.....honestly I probably should have just thrown the whole thing out and left the title vacated once I started the new thread.....but Alisa and I discussed it, and we didn't want to go that route, and since the official final vote total was 10-10 (since the revote was cancelled & tossed), the tie was what resulted. Even under the circumstances, Green Eyed is extremely happy to have won & has told me so.

NikkiNova said:
I still have so many great ones though but you guys just aren't giving me anything even in the damn ballpark of worthiness to expose myself in such ways.
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So, am I supposed to assume that you are looking for really bad and/or disgusting stories? Hell I have a whole lot more that I could share.....but I'm logically assuming that it would get boring if it's the same few guys sharing all of the time....and that's not really what you're looking for anyway. Now sadly, I'm under the impression that getting many more to share will be like pulling teeth....because either they don't have any, are afraid, are shy, have little/no experiences, or whatever. :2 cents:

NikkiNova said:
hahaha. What do you do with it the rest of the year?
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Yeah, "drumming your own meat" only one month out of the year is nothing. Hell, there are dudes on here that brag that they "drum their meat" 4-6 times a day, everyday!!!!!!!!! I must be out of the loop or something, but evidently that's "impressive" or something. Methinks they are actually exaggerating, and that's the scary part....I mean, who really brags that they masturbate more than they actually do? I feel like such a freak.....I couldn't even tell you the last time I "drummed my own meat".....seriously a major freak....at least on here anyway! Ha ha ha!

NikkiNova said:
I alwyas did love cliffs notes version of things. FANTASTIC read Jon! hahahahahaha
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Hey, I aim to please! I knew one of these days I'd find the right balance between number of words and substance! Ha ha ha!

NikkiNova said:
wait...huh? I thought that thread was closed. I must go look into this.
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The old thread was and is closed, on behalf of Alisa and myself, I had to start a new thread......which I did.....complete with rules and everything. Alisa and I decided to carry over the convoluted results from last week to the new thread.




Finally, you may ask why I decided to make such a grand post? Well it's my 3,000th on the site......I figured I had to make it in this thread, and I had to make it at least stand out in some way! Ha ha ha!
 
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Nikki, you'll be happy to know that I've taken your feelings on the subject into account, swallowed my pride, and I've decided to officially name Green Eyed the SOLE winner of the OOTW crown from two weeks ago.

That was very big of you, and I was more than happy to accomodate your wishes. :hatsoff:
 
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NikkiNova said:
Well Jon ...I think I'm safe in saying that Matt isn't capable of a an actual bad sex story. I've been in a private with him on cam and the man is hands down one of the best experiences I've ever had. Why does Australia have to be so fucking far away? :drool2: hahahahahaha. Thank you BOTH for actually sharing and participating.
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Yeah, why are Australians seemingly all so damned cool, and Americans......well, I won't go there......but I will simply say.....not so much! (polar opposites really) Ha ha ha!
 
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I've not been laid in years, so I have no sex stories to tell, albeit one from 4 years ago, whereby I opted for McDonalds over sex with a most-heniously, ungroomed female.
 
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AresKeith said:
sorry I haven't been on, I'm going through some serious ****** matters right now
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dont worry about it, Keith. you should focus on your ****** and take care of what needs to be taken care of. i hope everyone's all right. this thread will be here when you get back.
 
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Jon S. said:
Finally, you may ask why I decided to make such a grand post? Well it's my 3,000th on the site......I figured I had to make it in this thread, and I had to make it at least stand out in some way! Ha ha ha!
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congrats on 3009 posts. youre catching up. im surprised you havent ****** me yet.
 
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WOO HOO!!!! Congrats to Nikki with her 14 votes in the OSCM of the Month Contest. I'm sorry I did not vote for ya but I had no doubt you would get the most votes. Trust me if I ever thought for a second you were getting low votes I would create other fake accounts make quick 50 posts to cast one.


Jon S. Congrats on winning the Onhercam Contest

AresKeith. I hope you and your ****** are doing well.
 
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NikkiNova said:
Fuck yeah it is. No ones given me anything really good yet. Do tell.
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Geez...now that I think about it...I don't have any real LOL sex stories... There's no "We were doing it in the back of a clown car and all of a sudden the seltzer bottle goes off, I zig but she zags and we get launched Dukes of Hazard style into a Baskin-Robbins landing in a tub of with Banana Nutbutter and the google-eyed *** behind the counter making some joke about 'I got 99 flavors but this ain't one'"....nope....not really any escapades such as that.

But I'd be more than happy to share any other raunchy details. :)
 
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