Nikki Nova

[d_jologs]

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love the jokes and banter here! Great thread, Nikki! I also love the pics you post here especially the meditation pose :flame::drool1:

 

[Jon S.]

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Thought of another bad joke

Q: What was Michael Jackson's favorite city in Pennsylvania?
A: DuBois! (It's pronounced the same as "Do Boys")

 

[larss]

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I got a really bad Chinese take away the other day, so I went back to complain.
"That Chicken was rubbery", I told them

"Thank you velly much", was the reply.

 

[RogueAlan]

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Good morning all,

Figured i'd only skirted the tv quesiton from Thursday (?)... I do have HD TV, with... 7 TVs... then again, there are 2 sons, and a bird that 'need stimulaiton' when we're at work/ school. So a television is usually on somewhere... one kiddo uses it as white noise when he sleeps (seriously, goes to sleep better with it on, no matter what 'the experts' say).

That said, there's very little 'network' TV. Instead of paying for the huge packages, I wish I could just choose 20 or 30 channels... Discovery, A&E, History, Tru, NatGeo, sports, the rapid news chennels, Lifetime (Ha NOT, just seeing if you're paying attention).

I assume, Nikki, you get your news online? We don't do the local paper, and honestly i have a browser open most of the day and night whether at home or work, so that's where i get most 'breaking' news. But I grew up with a TV on, so it just sort of feels right.

And I confess i flinch at people using the word addiction for most things used... i hear there are now clinics for 'web addiction.' & 'sex addiction' or 'porn addiction' was the big thing when people realized Tiger could throw around $100's like most of us use $1's, & lo and behold there were women mesmerized by him or his start status or his money or whatever and so willing to have sex with him...

Oops, my soapbox of the day, I'll step down, but being addicted to things sexual seems a little like claiming 'oxygen addiction' because you pant when you exercise... natural instincts & inclinations and all that. Damn those experts anyway. Ha

Back on topic, what web sites do you use to keep up with the world instead of TV?
And while i'm asking questions, while I doubt you're planning to be wandering the streets of KC, i assume it's not uncommon for someone to recognize you on the street. Speaking with us through the buffer of the net is one thing, but how do you prefer people who do recognize (& for the question like & want to meet you) you go about saying hello?

OK, done for now, but hope everyone has a great Saturday!

RA

 

[NikkiNova]

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cute! haha
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The joke i liked 10 years ago.... apologies to everyone offended
a few serbian soldiers are running away, and an army of croat soldiers are chasing them. The serbs entered the village and they decided to hide in well in the middle of the city.
The croats reached the well and stopped to check out if somebody is in it. they decide to yell in the well and if they hear the echo then it must be empty. So they begin:
CRO: (where are the serbs?) Maybe they are in the forest?
SER: (from the well) MAYBE THEY ARE IN THE FOREST!!?
CRO: (again) Maybe they are in village?
SER: (again from the well) MAYBE THEY ARE IN VILLAGE?!!
CRO: Maybe they are in the well?
SER: MAYBE THEY ARE IN THE WELL?!!!
CRO: Maybe i should throw a bomb in the well?
SER: MAYBE THEY ARE IN THE FOREST?!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ravenheart]

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actually i will quote a great old punk band here to give you the proper answer

"It's better to regret something ya HAVE done then to regret something you haven't done"

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Great Quote!!! The Butthole surfers were an amazing band!
If you like geeks how do feel about about guys who read and collect comicbooks?

 

[NikkiNova]

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hmmmm. OK. I've always just simply called it a hard drive. Everyone I know does. Never heard it called a hard disc drive before. Thanks for the clarification
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hdd = Hard Disk Drive

 

[NikkiNova]

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hahahahahahhahaah. I like this one!!
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Here are two quick ones for this Friday

Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked.
'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
'What's the matter, asked Larry 'Giving up?'


I had a bunch of American dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank .
I chose the shortest line...just one guy in front of me.
He was an Asian guy who was trying
to exchange Yen for dollars and he was a little agitated. He asked the teller, "Why IT change? Yestoday I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?"
The teller says, "Fluctuations."
The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white guys too!"

 

[NikkiNova]

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No plans to do hardcore of any kind my love. It's just not me. I keep that for my private life.
Just a personal choice. I do love Jelena though. She is a good friend of mine and a great girl.
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Hey Nikki you are the fucking hottest... All the pics of you and Jelena Jensen are sexy as hell. Are you ever going to make some dreams come true and do some girl/girl hardcore with her? I know she took the plunge into to it I was hoping you plan on it too.

 

[NikkiNova]

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Thank you sweetie!!! Glad you are enjoying yourself and thank you for being a part of it! Over the next couple of weeks my work hours are getting crazier and crazier so please bare with my through the holidays folks. I'm on live cam a LOT over the next couple weeks. On several different cam networks, Hours on each one every single day, PLUS my site and other work magazines etc)and my upcoming move and the holidays etc. That being the case I prob don't have a prayer in the contest because i just have no time to breath much less post ,but I hope that you will continue to be a part of my thread long after the contest is over.
Big love!
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love the jokes and banter here! Great thread, Nikki! I also love the pics you post here especially the meditation pose :flame::drool1:

 

[TheVern]

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Kinda had a busy day today, so I'm a little late posting my bad jokes. Coincidentally, this is also my 100th post!

But.....Bad Joke Friday lives on!!!

On to the jokes.....

Q: What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?

A: A Dictator (get it.....Dick Tater)



I give ya some props for this one. I'ts bad but it was clever.



Nikki. You would rather hang out with a geek than an athlete? Well what about a geek who likes to stay active and be healthy but doesn't obsess over it.

It's gotta be tough for adult models to maintain their physique. How many times do you go to the Gym? I just go enough so when I look down I can still see my dick.

btw. I love the pic of you and Jelena Jensen. Do you still talk to her?

 

[knowone]

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Hi Nikki,
I just watched Busty Cops: Protect and Serve on Cinemax. Cinemax & IMDB says it came out in '09, but with Aimee Sweet & Cheyanne Silver in it, I'm sure it was shot several years earlier. Is this correct? Also what would keep such an artistic masterpiece from being release so long?

 

[magicspore]

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Hi nikki,

Im looking for a link to this set where you are wearing multicoloured stockings and looking absolutely divine. i have gone through most the freeones sets, cant seem to find it.

 

[RogueAlan]

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OK, I know the shoot with the whipped cream was someone's studio, BUT it raises some questions...

Know you're way busy, but do you cook or snack or eat at the too scarce places *at least here at home* that actually do real cooking?

i know... unsexy, but i wondered... now back to your regularly scheduled (& fully enjoyed) eye candy...

RA

 

[Jon S.]

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Thanks for sending some props my way! I came up with that one during a pick-up basketball game when I was about 15 years old (God only knows how I remember that much). Don't know why the joke popped back in my head a few days ago.....but I thought about posting it.....that led me to remembering "Bad Joke Friday" & that led to it's "rebirth."

I always thought it was kinda funny, but REALLY bad....probably haven't told it more than a few times (if that) in 20 years....ha ha ha! But, there was this one kid, probably a year or two younger than I was, who would just die laughing when I told it (and the "dildo/dill doe" one). He was normal enough otherwise, but I never did figure out why he thought it was THAT funny!

Glad to see you saw the humor/cleverness in it, yet were smart enough to see that it was REALLY bad....ha ha ha!

Kinda had a busy day today, so I'm a little late posting my bad jokes. Coincidentally, this is also my 100th post!

But.....Bad Joke Friday lives on!!!

On to the jokes.....

Q: What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?

A: A Dictator (get it.....Dick Tater)



I give ya some props for this one. I'ts bad but it was clever.



Nikki. You would rather hang out with a geek than an athlete? Well what about a geek who likes to stay active and be healthy but doesn't obsess over it.

It's gotta be tough for adult models to maintain their physique. How many times do you go to the Gym? I just go enough so when I look down I can still see my dick.

btw. I love the pic of you and Jelena Jensen. Do you still talk to her?

 

[larss]

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hmmmm. OK. I've always just simply called it a hard drive. Everyone I know does. Never heard it called a hard disc drive before. Thanks for the clarification
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I guess it is just to make a distinction between High Definition and Hard Drive :dunno:

 

[NikkiNova]

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I honestly am one of the best cooks I know or have known my entire life. I think it's simply due to the fact that I was given a house key at 7 and basically rasied myself. LITERALLY. I used to watch cooking shows in FIRST GRADE! I cook breakfast lunch and dinner formyself at home almost everyday because i am very health consious and try to stay away from processed foods. I like organic and fresh ingredients but I also need food that tastes great. Now it's harder when I travel. I obviously am limited in my options when traveling so yes I do occasionally fall off the rails and eat bad food but for the most part 99% of everything I eat...I COOK.
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OK, I know the shoot with the whipped cream was someone's studio, BUT it raises some questions...

Know you're way busy, but do you cook or snack or eat at the too scarce places *at least here at home* that actually do real cooking?

i know... unsexy, but i wondered... now back to your regularly scheduled (& fully enjoyed) eye candy...

RA

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

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Nice picture beautiful

 

[NikkiNova]

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sweetie a simple description of "multicolored stockings" is just not enough of a description for me to kno what set you are talking about. What kind of muticolored stockings? What were the colors? Are there patterns on them? Do you have a pic from the set you are talking about that you can show me that would help me figure it out?
Work with me here babe. hahaha
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Hi nikki,

Im looking for a link to this set where you are wearing multicoloured stockings and looking absolutely divine. i have gone through most the freeones sets, cant seem to find it.

 

[NikkiNova]

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ugh. Don't get me started. The last Busty Cops movie was made into 2 movies and it was basically due to bad production and irresponsibility on the part of 2 individuals as to why it took so long to get done. I will not say anymore than that because I do not want to bad mouth anyone but I have not worked with them since and do not plan to. I will say that were some great things that came out of those movies. Mainly my friendship with the beautiful and talented Angela Little (Playboy Playmate). We are still friends to this day and she is honestly one o fmy favorite people that I have EVER met through work. I absolutely LOVE HER!!!!!! I adure Aimiee Sweet as well but I knew her long before those silly movies. hahaha
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Hi Nikki,
I just watched Busty Cops: Protect and Serve on Cinemax. Cinemax & IMDB says it came out in '09, but with Aimee Sweet & Cheyanne Silver in it, I'm sure it was shot several years earlier. Is this correct? Also what would keep such an artistic masterpiece from being release so long?