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jitna, I won't pile on, but wow you did walk into that one.
Just think you could have gone to the "other" USC and just been called a condom.
 
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jitna, I won't pile on, but wow you did walk into that one.
Just think you could have gone to the "other" USC and just been called a condom.
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That reminds me of my intentionally silly reply to a trivia question I saw posted recently. The question was: What company recently tried to Trademark the term "footlong"! Of course the answer was Subway. What was my reply? Trojan Condoms of course! Ha ha ha!
 
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jitna said:
oh come on, we all know that the cocks would just tear right through the trojans.
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Now you are having fantasies about cocks tearing through trojans!?!? That's just sick! Ha ha ha!

I've said it before....what would Freud have to say about that one!?!? Ha ha ha!
 
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you want me to stop? i thought you were having fun



- things Jon said both times hes been with a woman
 
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jitna said:
got to keep the inmates entertained, dont i?
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I thought the way you normally took care of that was by simply dropping the soap! Or is that just the way you keep yourself entertained!?!? Ha ha ha!

jitna said:
you want me to stop? i thought you were having fun

- things Jon said both times hes been with a woman
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I'd say the same about jitna, BUT, since he has never ACTUALLY been with a woman, I can not! Unless we are including shemales, and blow up dolls, then jitna is MORE than qualified! Ha ha ha!
 
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jbs173_1972 said:
I'd say the same about jitna, BUT, since he has never ACTUALLY been with a woman, I can not! Unless we are including shemales, and blow up dolls, then jitna is MORE than qualified! Ha ha ha!
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hey, man, if she calls herself a woman then she counts as a woman. come on now, have some manners. thats why theyre called chicks with dicks, not dudes with boobs.
 
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Since I believe we have reached to point of overkill, I would like to thank my good friend jitna for playing along for some good-natured jocularity for nearly a page of Nikki's thread! For the benefit of the casual visitor to Nikki's thread: yes, we were kidding around! I believe I speak for jitna also when I say this.....when we are SERIOUSLY fighting, we tend to drop the "F Bomb"! Ha ha ha!

Hell, our comedic stream was better than some of the jokes I've posted in the past.....and it sure as Hell is better than anything that Carlos Estevez might be up to! After following him on Twitter for 3-4 days, I thought my head was going to explode from trying to figure out what it was exactly that he was fucking saying! And it wasn't like he was Tweeting a whole lot of stuff either. Needless to say, my morbid curiosity wore off quite fast & Carlos fell victim to my "Unfollow Button"!

A ***** man might be funny from time to time.....a crackhead....not so much!

Anyway, I want to wish everyone a great weekend!

Remember, if you live in an area that recognizes Daylight Savings Time (Nikki does not), you need to turn your clocks ahead one hour at 2:00 am to 3:00 am Sunday morning! Wouldn't want to end up showing up late for church on Sunday! Ha ha ha!
 
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jbs173_1972 said:
Remember, if you live in an area that recognizes Daylight Savings Time (Nikki does not), you need to turn your clocks ahead one hour at 2:00 am to 3:00 am Sunday morning! Wouldn't want to end up showing up late for church on Sunday! Ha ha ha!
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If you live in Europe or UK, wait 2 more weeks before doing this, otherwise you will be turning up for appointments an hour early over the next fortnight. Clocks SPRING forward on 27th March in Europe and UK.
 
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larss said:
If you live in Europe or UK, wait 2 more weeks before doing this, otherwise you will be turning up for appointments an hour early over the next fortnight. Clocks SPRING forward on 27th March in Europe and UK.
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that must make it even more confusing if youre traveling between america and europe
 
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wolverine83 said:
From cocks to clocks. wonderful.
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There's an idea for the title of your autobiography should you ever decide to write one:

"From Cocks to Clocks.....The Wolverine83 Story"!!! Sounds like a bestseller to me! Ha ha ha!





I'll let the "wonderful" part go.....too easy! But, I'm sure Freud would have something to say about it! Ha ha ha!
 
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haha. NOT a foot long! Jeezus. No way! Why isn't a kielbasa one o fmy options? haha
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Krazy4Kobe said:
Mini Poll for Nikki!: would you rather have a foot long veggie or a jumbo Mr. Tube Steak?!? :)

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absolutely! haha. As long as it's accurately quoted and possibly even creditted. haha
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can I use this as my signature? :1orglaugh
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hahaha. These are awesome!
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RogueAlan said:
hrmmm.... bjf... veggies being the topic du jour
(& while I am appreciative of my canines and their purpose in eating, i enjoy the occasional hummus wrap while driving)

I was at a wedding recently, and as usual passing up the meat, and asking for more potatoes, when I received the inevitable question: "so, where do you get your protein...?" to which my date announced to the entire table without batting an eye, "she swallows!" I was not interrogated about my vegetarianism from that moment forward!
Anonymous, believe it or not

What do you call a vegan guy who likes to pleasure himself?
A non-dairy creamer.


A young vegan couple decided to spice up their life so they bought "The Joy of Sex." A friend later asked them if the book had helped. Disgusted, the lady replied, "We didn't know what we were getting into. That book goes against everything we believe." The friend, a bit surprised, asked them if they were against free sexual expression. "No," said the man, "but you wouldn't believe what they want us to put in our mouths!"


There was a vegan and her husband wanted head. She said that she didn't eat weiners.


Why do vegans give good head?
Because they are used to eating nuts.


I may be vegan but I still eat pussy.


Why are all lesbians vegetarian?
Because they don't eat meat.

from vegetus.org

have a great weekend, gang!
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what about "bitches with balls"?
hahaha
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jitna said:
hey, man, if she calls herself a woman then she counts as a woman. come on now, have some manners. thats why theyre called chicks with dicks, not dudes with boobs.
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