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Farmers handshake = anal hand job
tunsty said:
Probably, but surely that thread did not contain the Farmers handshake.
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Dro50 said:
When you first came here I pm'd you to help and explained in detail how to use advanced search. Rather than put it on the board and you thanked me. My effort to help was so that this wouldn't happen. What happened? :dunno:
I don't see hostility at all. Just maybe hear a lot of *sighs*
I searched your lesbian scene thread idea and got this.
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Most of the simplistic ones the engine works fine and picks up. I do agree wording counts as I had said before and sometimes doesn't catch it, the wording of this thread brought none. Things like ass fuck, most beautiful, biggest tits or ass or mouth you can hit the jackpot on.
As I stated it another thread this forum has been here awhile, geeze just think for a moment before you leap. Most of the general stuff has been done numerous times.
Now lets all kiss and make up and grab a ****. :glugglug:
Maybe Dro50 needs a farmers handshake????
Arabian Goggles - A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over someone's eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it:ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.
Example:I gave her a fat pair of Arabian Goggles last night
Mushroom Slap - This means pulling out your jimmy and making solid contact with their facial region.
Example:"So this chick was blowin' some guy one day, and he pulled out and gave her a mushroom slap!"
MacGyvered - Using the least possible movement to bring someone to orgasm.
Example:So like I was tired one day so I just MacGyvered this guy and he was happy
No offense to anyone.
Example:I gave her a fat pair of Arabian Goggles last night
Mushroom Slap - This means pulling out your jimmy and making solid contact with their facial region.
Example:"So this chick was blowin' some guy one day, and he pulled out and gave her a mushroom slap!"
MacGyvered - Using the least possible movement to bring someone to orgasm.
Example:So like I was tired one day so I just MacGyvered this guy and he was happy
No offense to anyone.
LadyLove said:
Have you ever had one???
Haha nice nice work gunner!
As for you christmas ape I hope you were trying to be funny or lady love is right and that isn't cool. I admitted my mistake and apologized and thats where it ends.
And lady love I did use the advanced search for this one and as for the lesbian one...i posted that before I knew to use the search button was so important. Someone else found it and commented bringing it back to page one.
Anyways enough with the:2offtopic let moderators know that this thread is here, have them move it, delete or whatever if not just drop the crap and post some nicknames so that we can broaden our sexual education. Sorry I **** people off and make them sigh but believe me it was all in the spirit of starting good conversations.
As for you christmas ape I hope you were trying to be funny or lady love is right and that isn't cool. I admitted my mistake and apologized and thats where it ends.
And lady love I did use the advanced search for this one and as for the lesbian one...i posted that before I knew to use the search button was so important. Someone else found it and commented bringing it back to page one.
Anyways enough with the:2offtopic let moderators know that this thread is here, have them move it, delete or whatever if not just drop the crap and post some nicknames so that we can broaden our sexual education. Sorry I **** people off and make them sigh but believe me it was all in the spirit of starting good conversations.
bnaked said:
Fisheye - The fisheye is when you're doing a girl doggystyle and with no warning whatsoever, you put in her butt. She'll suddenly open her mouth in kind of a frown and swing her head around, but all you can see is one of her eyes wide open, making her look like a fish.
Example: I'll never forget the look on Sally's face when I gave her the ol' fisheye last night.
This actually made me lol.
Another definition:
A fisheye is when you're doing a girl doggy style, you pull out and faux-cum on her back by spitting on it. When she turns around, relieved that she did not get a facial, you give her the ol' money shot in the face, particularly in an eye.
Example: My girl has really wisened up. She knows about my fisheye shenanigans and no matter how many times I spit on her back, she's learned not to turn around for a facial glazing.
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Irony said:
I completely forgot about that.
Teabag (stealth)- The act squatting over an unsuspecting victim and placing one's scrotum in their oral orifice. The teabagged victim then awakens with a mouth full of pubic hair, not to mention two fatty nuts!
Example: "HAHAHAHA Andy just got teabagged hardcore!"
Teabag (pleasure) - to drop one's nutsack into the open mouth of another person for sexual pleasure, much like dipping a teabag into a cup.
Example: The hunk, wearing only BVDs, crouched down, legs spread, and teabagged the delighted old queen.
John Waters "invented" teabagging in his film "Pecker" (1998). In an interview, he stated that he wanted to show a male variation on lap dancing, so he came up with the somewhat ludicrous idea of a guy in underwear "dipping" his package on the forehead of the bar patron. Thus creating the artform that is teabagging, whether it be forehead or mouth.
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