Every time I see pictures or clips of Nicki Minaj, I realize she
- has fake tits
- has a fake butt
- dresses like a hooker while performing
- can't sing.
On the other hand, if you follow the work of your favorite female pornstar, there is a good chance she
- has fake tits
- has a fake butt
- dresses like a hooker while performing
- can't sing.
So, why exactly is Nicki pursuing a career in music and not in porn?
Don't get me wrong, she's hot and sexy and all.
But heck, I'd say 95% of the pornstars you see at AVN awards or a similar event are dressed classier and with more style than Nicki.
Well, I guess it's just because she can do the same amount of money (or more) without getting totally naked...