Don't laugh guys but I actually have a shirt that says exactly that. The one night I wore it out to a club I had severe reactions from 'both' sides. Most thought it was funny and wanted to buy me drinks... but one Bull Dyke threw her drink at me and called me 'a lipstick wanna be'. Luckly the bouncer was there in like 2 seconds cause I don't fight and this chick had 80- 100 pounds on me easy! I would have been bleeding for sure!