New porn flick: Jesus Chris Porn Star

[Petra]

Move over Jesus Christ Superstar...we've got the XXX version coming to a smut seller near you! Well, not really but it could be...

A MUSLIM convert who wanted to murder Prince Harry tried to make a sick porn film about JESUS, it has been revealed.

Serial conman Mark Townley — who changed his name to Ashraf Islam — set out to shoot the tawdry flick as one in a long line of dodgy get-rich-quick schemes.

The film was to be called Jesus Christ Porn Star and fraudster Townley even got as far as hiring actresses and filming sleazy scenes.

One showed him bearded, naked and hanging in a crucifixion pose while a woman prostrated herself, her fingers splayed across his chest.

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...in-Jesus-porn-film-attempt.html#ixzz2VtIGNFCX

Yea, it's The Sun, but I've always liked smut magazines.

 

[squallumz]

meanwhile, a giant bat baby was born to a 150 year old alien from mars.


anders finally has a little brother!

 

[Petra]

meanwhile, a giant bat baby was born to a 150 year old alien from mars.


anders finally has a little brother!

I miss the National Enquirer. Can't even see the website over here. ;-\

 

[288gto]

eh freedom of speech. would love to see that movie.

 

[squallumz]

I miss the National Enquirer. Can't even see the website over here. ;-\

why is that? well, i can fill you in on what little i know:


batboy is doing well. though the birth had complications, an emergency blood transfusion with the alien from area 51 proved to be a real lifesaver. he weighed in at 51 pounds and his wings had a healthy span of 68". he went missing after attacking the delivering doctor and escaped to a life of solitude and nobel prize inventing in a nearby cave.



last i heard, the FBI was after him because of something to do with bill clinton. (or was it hillary?)



following after, he lead a successful music career until fading out and gaining a bunch of weight. he lived in sweden for awhile then moved the netherlands and now works for some sort of adult website.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Stoked.

 

[Petra]

why is that? well, i can fill you in on what little i know:


batboy is doing well. though the birth had complications, an emergency blood transfusion with the alien from area 51 proved to be a real lifesaver. he weighed in at 51 pounds and his wings had a healthy span of 68". he went missing after attacking the delivering doctor and escaped to a life of solitude and nobel prize inventing in a nearby cave.



last i heard, the FBI was after him because of something to do with bill clinton. (or was it hillary?)



following after, he lead a successful music career until fading out and gaining a bunch of weight. he lived in sweden for awhile then moved the netherlands and now works for some sort of adult website.

Yup. That's the same old Bat Boy.

 

[Rex Hermaykup]

Interesting.. I assume JC MUST have a big cock.

 

[Maggie Green]

Interesting.. I assume JC MUST have a big cock.

Don't tell Zdenka!

 

[DOA82]

Interesting.. I assume JC MUST have a big cock.

Given his psychological back ground of needing constant worship and positive reinforcement, my money says the Messiah isn't packing much underneath those robes.

 

[luis1972]

what's the point?

 

[Shifty]

Maggie Green[/URL][/B], post: 7674909, member: 346743"]Don't tell Zdenka!

Too late. He converted. :dunno:

 

[rivasky]

I'd like to see how the last supper turns into a bukkake party.

 

[Shifty]

:sing:

"I wanna get on my knees and start pleasing Jesus

I wanna feel his salvation all over my face".

 

[Rhyno17]

If Anastasia Christ isn't in this, then the casting director is bias lol