New payment system ATM...

[tittenman]

 

[BlueBalls]

This reminds me of an Englishman, Scotsman, Irishman in a strip club joke I once heard.

I'm not telling it though, you can all go fuck yourselves.

 

[lurkingdirk]

This reminds me of an Englishman, Scotsman, Irishman in a strip club joke I once heard.

I'm not telling it though, you can all go fuck yourselves.

:dunno:

Englishman Irishman and Scotsman go to a strip club. They manage to get up
to the front row and the lady does her stuff.

For the finale she waggles her naked bum in the Englishman's face; he
reaches for his wallet, takes out a tenner, licks it and slaps it on her
left buttock.

The stripper moves along and repeats the manoeuvre in front of the Scotsman;

He too takes a tenner from his wallet, licks it and slaps it on her right
cheek.

She now confronts the Irishman with her bum and wiggles it as before. He
also removes his wallet, takes out his credit card, swipes it and takes twenty
pounds cash back.

 

[rock hard]

Awwww Dirk...I was looking forward to fucking myself as BB suggested

 

[BlueBalls]

:dunno:

:dunno:

 

[LukeEl]

What is with this girl is she fucking molting or something??? Then I see a bag of what I can only guess is modeling glue to inhale.

 

[lurkingdirk]

:dunno:

:nanner:

 

[PirateKing]

Declined.

 

[serpentor]

He is so gonna get busted by the cops if Jerry Springer taught us anything it's that you always pay cash when paying for sex

 

[Darksquid]

:dunno:

Englishman Irishman and Scotsman go to a strip club. They manage to get up
to the front row and the lady does her stuff.

For the finale she waggles her naked bum in the Englishman's face; he
reaches for his wallet, takes out a tenner, licks it and slaps it on her
left buttock.

The stripper moves along and repeats the manoeuvre in front of the Scotsman;

He too takes a tenner from his wallet, licks it and slaps it on her right
cheek.

She now confronts the Irishman with her bum and wiggles it as before. He
also removes his wallet, takes out his credit card, swipes it and takes twenty
pounds cash back.

the joke is better than the pic. alot better

 

[jod0565]

Even before I clicked it, I knew it would be something like that - actually, I thought it would be sliding in her ass crack.

That's used in the scrip club.

 

[Asianlov69]

guess some slots are more high tech than others...

 

[cl0ckw0rkman]

He is so gonna get busted by the cops if Jerry Springer taught us anything it's that you always pay cash when paying for sex

but if you kill them then you do not have to pay! but that is a whole other can of worms.