This reminds me of an Englishman, Scotsman, Irishman in a strip club joke I once heard.
I'm not telling it though, you can all go fuck yourselves.
:dunno:
Englishman Irishman and Scotsman go to a strip club. They manage to get up
to the front row and the lady does her stuff.
For the finale she waggles her naked bum in the Englishman's face; he
reaches for his wallet, takes out a tenner, licks it and slaps it on her
left buttock.
The stripper moves along and repeats the manoeuvre in front of the Scotsman;
He too takes a tenner from his wallet, licks it and slaps it on her right
cheek.
She now confronts the Irishman with her bum and wiggles it as before. He
also removes his wallet, takes out his credit card, swipes it and takes twenty
pounds cash back.