Ah, the: "my work here is done" line. Quite...
But you know Brian, you know. That warm buzzing you're currently finding yourself experiencing at the base of your neck is not pride, nor is it the brain tumour you're so worried about going to see the doctor about. No. It is your own subconscious rebelling against the very moral ineptitude you've decided to put on display here today. I know, I've experienced it myself on a number of occasions. But it is to be overcome with the power of will and one must do so soon, before there is no going back. Thoughts of having sex with the space in between the bone and that loose bit of flesh aren't something one should be proud of having, Brian.
So I would advise you to re-think your own existence and save yourself. For this is not the existence we were meant to experience.