New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking)

[Laurence]

I'm in need of some advice. I've been seeing this girl since just before Christmas. She's my first real girlfriend, despite the fact that I'm a few years into my 20s. We've been getting on really well. We haven't had sex yet or anything, but that doesn't bother me in the slightest as I'd rather wait till the time is right and all that. But something happened on Thursday that's been playing on my mind a lot. You see, she came over to my place (parents were out) for dinner. Afterwards, I had to leave for an urgent appointment, so I left her alone in the house while I went out. About two hours later, I came home, fully expecting her to have left by this stage. But as soon as I turn the key to the door, I hear the TV. In I go to the living room and there she is sitting in the middle of the sofa watching a porno - one of my pornos that I keep very well hidden away from prying eyes, no less! And not only that, but she was actually having a wank! Needless to say, she got the fright of her life when she saw me and stringently denied everything (Yeah, like you were really just browsing through my DVD collection). Anyway, she left after that. We've spoken since then and she seems to have gotten over her initial embarrassment. She even told me this afternoon that she enjoys pleasuring herself. So my question is, how do I use this to my advantage? Should I suggest watching a porno flick together or is it best to just let it go? Cos this girl is hot and I really would like to have 'some' sexual experience with her in the near future even if we're not ready for real sex.

 

[kendo53636]

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking

yes watch a porno with her, yes you must be nervous, everybody gets nervous the first time with a new girl
rock your cock!

 

[Aces&Jacks]

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking

Dude, if a girl is jerking off in a house she doesn't even live in (which I find hard to believe by the way), getting her to have sex with you should be a no-brainer.

 

[Becks...poamr]

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking

I'm surprised she didn't sit on your face at the time.

 

[poopdood]

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking

dude you should have laughed a little and told her it was cute or something. you would have been home free.

 

[Laurence]

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking

The funny thing is there was nothing remotely sexy about the situation at the time. Truth be told, it was just plain awkward. You never really know how you're going to react to a situation until you're in it.

 

[Legzman]

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking

you caught her flickin the bean and you didn't fuck her?

tisk, tisk...

 

[titsrock]

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking

This is too comical to even believe....:eek::1orglaugh CHICKS DON'T ACT LIKE THIS EVER:weeping:

Just go over to her place, put her at ease...and prepare yourself for the fuck of your life...

Out of curiosity...what porno and what scene was she doing the 'ol 2 finger pushup to??

 

[senob44]

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking

I didn't know girls could wank.:dunno:

Since you missed your opportunity the first time, just put in another porn next time she's over. Preferably when your parents are home so they can document the big moment in their "little man's" life.

 

[calpoon]

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking

dump her.

why? I don't know, i'm down like a clizown with freaky gals so long as they aren't crying or asking me to play "Misty", but I just thought you should go the saintly route and become a monk or something and find someone that will appreciate your desire to have sex at the appropriate time.

 

[RoundAss]

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking

It sounds to me like she wanted to get caught if anything, maybe she was hoping you'd react differently?

 

[ÆGEAN]

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking

why dont you ask her of ways that you 2 can enjoy intimate times at home...like watching a porno and then letting your hands touch each other and take it form there.... that would be a cool suggestion.

 

[squallumz]

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking

Dude, if a girl is jerking off in a house she doesn't even live in (which I find hard to believe by the way), getting her to have sex with you should be a no-brainer.

yeah man. seriously.

and u know my thoughts on porn with your girl, i strongly recommend it. to be open like that will be the most incredible thing omg. and if u fuck this up with her, ima slap you.

oh yeah, just ask. invite her over and ask if she wants to watch a movie with you. and then suggest "something from your hidden stash." play it cool, its a wonderful opportunity.

 

[titsrock]

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking

I didn't know girls could wank.:dunno:

Since you missed your opportunity the first time, just put in another porn next time she's over. Preferably when your parents are home so they can document the big moment in their "little man's" life.

:bowdown:2008 POTY Nominee:bowdown:

 

[Imagine]

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking

I'm not sure I'd start my first time with a girl with some porn. Either way, if she likes to watch porn, good for her (and you, if you're into that). I'd just try to not make a big deal out of it if she seems a bit embarrassed about it, go on as usual and see what happens. Obviously she has no problems with sex, so I think it's a safe bet to say that she'll want it eventually.

The real question (apart from the part about her "wanking", which I really don't want to know the answer to) is why were she going through your stuff thoroughly enough to find your "very well hidden" porn?

 

[sexslave1]

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking

The real question (apart from the part about her "wanking", which I really don't want to know the answer to) is why were she going through your stuff thoroughly enough to find your "very well hidden" porn?

I was thinking the same thing, but I'm just naturally cynical.

 

[D-rock]

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking

Look on the bright side. At least that's out of the way and you won't have to have that awkward conversation later where you have to tell your girlfriend about your porn collection. :1orglaugh

 

[Becks...poamr]

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Look on the bright side. At least that's out of the way and you won't have to have that awkward conversation later where you have to tell your girlfriend about your porn collection. :1orglaugh

Some eight years later, I'm still waiting for Senob to tell me about his. :tongue:

 

[devlinvelez]

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking

Look on the bright side. At least that's out of the way and you won't have to have that awkward conversation later where you have to tell your girlfriend about your porn collection. :1orglaugh

Better yet , when you have grandkids you can tell them this story of how your relationship started:eek:

 

[i_love_panties]

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking

you caught her flickin the bean and you didn't fuck her?

tisk, tisk...

tsk...tsk...tsk...:shocked:
Don't be scurd....pussy won't bite.
No worries i sure you'll her next time.
BTW:
GF + porn = SEX...not a monumental question