New 'dog only' **** hits shelves

Would be funnier if it was alcoholic, imagine having to carry your dog home from the pub :1orglaugh

New 'dog only' **** hits shelves


Hair of the dog anyone? Thanks to Dutch-made 'Dog ****', man's best friend can now join man in an ice-cold brew

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Dog 1 enjoys a **** - Dog 2 wonders how he got the bottle open


Ever sat in a bar and thought ‘I wish just once my dog could join me in a casual ****?’ Us neither, but clearly it’s a problem for someone as a Dutch brewer has started producing **** for the as yet untapped pooch market.

Dog **** is made from a special blend of beef extracts and malt, giving dogs that clean, crisp lager taste while adding some meaty goodness.

A spokesman for the brewers said: ‘It is a **** for your best friend.

‘For large dogs we would recommend one bottle a day and for things like a Chihuahua... well, they prefer shorts.’

The brew is of course, non-alcoholic.

Dog owner Wiktor Piotrowski was among one of the first to buy the product when it was released in Poland this week.

After enjoying some frosty suds with his pet he said: ‘My dog loves it. Now when we go for a walk we can both go to the pub.’


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