Neverending wipe?

[loveakirayui]

has any1 ever taken a poop and afterwards no matter how much they wipe. they still get residue fecal matter on the tissue paper? It is like a never ending wipe. does this happen to any1?

 

[tunsty]

Yeah.. but my trouble is, a small golden retriever puppy fucks-off with the bog paper before I finish.

 

[004]

Yeah.. but my trouble is, a small golden retriever puppy fucks-off with the bog paper before I finish.

Or you sit down and do one then notice there is no toilet paper :1orglaugh

 

[BlueBalls]

has any1 ever taken a poop and afterwards no matter how much they wipe. they still get residue fecal matter on the tissue paper? It is like a never ending wipe. does this happen to any1?

Sssshhhhh!!!! Thats not to be mentioned here, its the forbidden subject.

Yeah.. but my trouble is, a small golden retriever puppy fucks-off with the bog paper before I finish.

I belive thats called the Andrex defence and is not admissible in court

 

[Sicario]

has any1 ever taken a poop and afterwards no matter how much they wipe. they still get residue fecal matter on the tissue paper? It is like a never ending wipe. does this happen to any1?

It wouldn't happen if you install a bidet in your bathroom. You should check out some Japanese models that actually wash and blow dry your bottom.

 

[AFA]

And I thought there was some stupid stuff in the political threads! :dunno:

 

[ChefChiTown]

What's this "wiping" thing you're talking about? Tissue paper? PFFFFFT, you're just making that up, aren't you?

 

[Legzman]

who calls it poop? :dunno:

 

[Facetious]

Clean up NOW !!

:tongue:

 

[ChefChiTown]

who calls it poop? :dunno:

Old Man Clemmens does!

 

[darthtexan]

First, you need to keep your butthole shaven. Use adult wet wipes after you get most of it off with dry toilet paper. Adult wet wipes will take care of the rest. There is nothing like having a 100% clean sphincter right after you take a crap. I highly recommend it.

 

[gunslingingbird]

:scream: ROALD!!! :scream:

 

[Facial_King]

has any1 ever taken a poop and afterwards no matter how much they wipe. they still get residue fecal matter on the tissue paper? It is like a never ending wipe. does this happen to any1?

Perhaps you haven't finished shitting?

Perhaps you're not wiping the exterior of your anus and the crack, but you're overzealous and wiping your rectum and the colon itself? You could probably do that all day and always come up with something, especially if you're using your other hand to eat food from time to time... Do you typically find the wiping action to be stimulating? That might explain WHY you're doing that.

Good luck in figuring out this problem!

 

[D-rock]

I use the three shells on the back of the toilet so there is never a problem.

 

[tunsty]

Perhaps you haven't finished shitting?

Perhaps you're not wiping the exterior of your anus and the crack, but you're overzealous and wiping your rectum and the colon itself? You could probably do that all day and always come up with something, especially if you're using your other hand to eat food from time to time... Do you typically find the wiping action to be stimulating? That might explain WHY you're doing that.

Good luck in figuring out this problem!

:1orglaugh
sorry FK, I'm not laughing at your reply, it's just the thought that he might 'come up with something'...
maybe a rabbit, or a marching brass band, may pop out of there.. :1orglaugh


Maybe the government should have a poster campaign, about the dangers of not wiping properly..:helpme:

 

[Spleen]

who calls it poop? :dunno:

Kids who are incapable of wiping their asses properly.

 

[Becks...poamr]

Senob REALLY needs to chime in on this thread.

 

[member979979]

These poop topics really gross me out, lol.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Senob REALLY needs to chime in on this thread.

He sure does. His poops are epic and his knowledge on the subject is unmatched. Some might say that Senob is a poop warlock.

 

[hiney]

You know what makes my day?

When you shit and wipe...and your ass is perfectly clean!

Those 1-wipe shits really make my day...:o