Need Advice on a Girl I'm About to Plow

[Bloodshot Scott]

So I'm about to get laid later this week and this girl is a bit of White trash (you know, from rumors and stuff), and I haven't seen her in about five years. Anyway, since my ex left last year I've needed to get laid and finally I'me about to get some tail.

As far as STD's, which ones should I worry about the most? Last thing I need to bring home is a nice case of syphilis, gonorrhea or chlamydia, but damn I need to get a piece of ass. So being that I will be packing (rubber), what are the odds I picked up a nice STD? :dunno:

 

[CunningStunts]

These days, the odds are still in your favor but only slightly regarding STDs.

Have a few drinks, relax, enjoy fucking the stuffing out of her, but just wear a condom and be careful. And if she has any kind of open sores on her mouth or vag areas, don't go near them!

 

[Death-Proof-69]

i really wouldn't worry about it too much...just wear a rubber and be smart about it, ya shouldn't have much to be concerned about...most common i'd say would be herpes but using a condom properly will greatly reduce your chance of catching somethin :thumbsup:

 

[Jack Davenport]

Fuck the Jimmy caps. Go bareback and tongue jack her shitter.

Then worry that you may have caught something from her.


Nothing like stress to spice up your life.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

One thing about being in a monogamous relationship for the last four years was that I didn't really have to wear a rubber, and I can say I understand why Africans don't like to wear them; it's sooooo much nicer to slide it in without the rubber on. Night and day. But damn, I can't imagine how humiliating an STD would be.

I need to explode my load though. :tongue: Her body is sexy as hell too, and she's German so that's a plus. If I pick up photos I might contribute the girlfriend pics thread.

 

[Jack Davenport]

When is the last time you saw her?

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

When is the last time you saw her?

Last week. I almost nailed her before I met K about five years ago. She's got some crazy ass blue eyes and like I said her body definitely improved. For the sake of being up front, she does have a junior though. Another plus is she has her own house though, so it's all kosher.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

One thing about being in a monogamous relationship for the last four years was that I didn't really have to wear a rubber, and I can say I understand why Africans don't like to wear them; it's sooooo much nicer to slide it in without the rubber on. Night and day. But damn, I can't imagine how humiliating an STD would be.

I need to explode my load though. :tongue: Her body is sexy as hell too, and she's German so that's a plus. If I pick up photos I might contribute the girlfriend pics thread.

oh yeah, theres nothing like bareback but in cases like this its just dumb to not wear a rubber...check out bravo condoms, they're extremely thin, strong, fit great and feel amazing IMO and girls like 'em too, they're the only condoms i'll use when i need to wear one

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

oh yeah, theres nothing like bareback but in cases like this its just dumb to not wear a rubber...check out bravo condoms, they're extremely thin, strong, fit great and feel amazing IMO and girls like 'em too, they're the only condoms i'll use when i need to wear one

You ever see the cheap ones in gas stations? They have some that are called "French ticklers" with crazy studs on them. I might give them a try.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

You ever see the cheap ones in gas stations? They have some that are called "French ticklers" with crazy studs on them. I might give them a try.

haha...yeahhh i dunno, i've always tried to shy away from the cheap ones myself but hey, whatever works right? :thumbsup:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

haha...yeahhh i dunno, i've always tried to shy away from the cheap ones myself but hey, whatever works right? :thumbsup:

Yeah, for sure. I think I tried one a long time ago and if I remember correctly they were'nt even lubed up. Condoms are expensive bastards though. I prefer to have a female on the pill but that just brings me back to the same predicament: unprotected.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Yeah, for sure. I think I tried one a long time ago and if I remember correctly they were'nt even lubed up. Condoms are expensive bastards though. I prefer to have a female on the pill but that just brings me back to the same predicament: unprotected.

yup...i've given up on buying them in stores and order 'em online...it sounds kinda weird but they're alot cheaper that way, plus you can order 'em in bulk, i got a box of like 50 plus for 30 bucks and free shipping...also very discreet, plain white box and a completely non-sex related company name on your credit card statement...condom depot dot com is where i get 'em, i hate sounding like advertisement but whatev lol...either way they're a hell of a lot cheaper and more convenient than going through a STD test prior to gettin it on, that tends to be a mood-killer ya know

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

either way they're a hell of a lot cheaper and more convenient than going through a STD test prior to gettin it on, that tends to be a mood-killer ya know

Absolutely. I met (what I think was) a stripper in outpatient and she came right out and said she wouldn't have sex with a guy until having the test. Total mood killer. She was White trash as well so I'm glad I didn't get involved with her, but she had one helluva body (34C's with a perfectly proportioned rear end). Gotta maintain some standards though ya know.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Absolutely. I met (what I think was) a stripper in outpatient and she came right out and said she wouldn't have sex with a guy until having the test. Total mood killer. She was White trash as well so I'm glad I didn't get involved with her, but she had one helluva body (34C's with a perfectly proportioned rear end). Gotta maintain some standards though ya know.

oh yeah, well at least she'd presumably be clean, otherwise that'd be extremely hypocritical...but yeah, definitely not worth the hassle goin through a test just for a hookup...semi-long term relationship yeah, but hook-up not unless its with someone really special...and it'd have to be pretty damn special, for me anyway...

 

[sporty_carr]

How do you mean she's white trash? She sleeps around a lot?
Or does she have a tattoo on her forehead like that Jess James mistress? :dunno:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

How do you mean she's white trash? She sleeps around a lot?
Or does she have a tattoo on her forehead like that Jess James mistress? :dunno:

All kinds of reasons. Had a junior when she was still a teenager; she was ready to give it up to me the first weekend we met; from being to her place. Just kinda know. My family's just higher class than that but at the same time she's not bad looking at all. I don't know if it's a type of relationship that could be long term but she's worth a good rowdy time together if nothing else. She could definitely be a stripper or a pornstar if she wanted to be - she looks good enough.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

All kinds of reasons. Had a junior when she was still a teenager; she was ready to give it up to me the first weekend we met; from being to her place. Just kinda know. My family's just higher class than that but at the same time she's not bad looking at all. I don't know if it's a type of relationship that could be long term but she's worth a good rowdy time together if nothing else. She could definitely be a stripper or a pornstar if she wanted to be - she looks good enough.

The whole "my family is higher class than that".... they might be but you certainly aren't if you're ok sticking your peen in someone you consider to be a piece of garbage. Take a lesson from your famjam and get some class of yer own.

Oh and girls who have babies at a young age are girls who made mistakes. Doesn't make them trash because some punk kid didn't know how to wrap his weiner when giving it to her. And one other question...why is it that a woman who loves sex and will have it all the time...is trashy and bad...when that kind of sexual energy is something most guys complain about lacking in their own marriages and relationships? Maybe dating girls who aren't sexually repressed is the way to go hmm?

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

The whole "my family is higher class than that".... they might be but you certainly aren't if you're ok sticking your peen in someone you consider to be a piece of garbage. Take a lesson from your famjam and get some class of yer own.

Oh and girls who have babies at a young age are girls who made mistakes. Doesn't make them trash because some punk kid didn't know how to wrap his weiner when giving it to her. And one other question...why is it that a woman who loves sex and will have it all the time...is trashy and bad...when that kind of sexual energy is something most guys complain about lacking in their own marriages and relationships? Maybe dating girls who aren't sexually repressed is the way to go hmm?

About as classy as Elliot Spitzer or Charlie Sheen :tongue:. It's really got nothing to do with where I'm at right now. I've never said she was a piece of garbage, just there was a rumor she might have an STD. Sometimes you just have to get laid, and I don't have the time to be clubbin' right now with all the stuff on my plate at the moment. Besides, some of the women I've bedded in my life the average guy couldn't dream of even have them look at them (not braggin', just sayin'...).

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Spontaneous explosive ejaculation or SEE. With so much backed up baby batter You Might shoot your nuts clean off.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Spontaneous explosive ejaculation or SEE. With so much backed up baby batter you might shoot your nuts clean off.

I'm gonna smash her ass for a good 30 minutes, then have her suck me off, pass out and wake up with morning wood only to do it again. :banana: Hopefully I get some pics as well. :hatsoff: