Need A Job?

[BlueBalls]

 

[Shadowfax 10]

Where do I sign up then.:1orglaugh

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Just flush your resume down your toilet and we will get back to you within the week.

 

[PretoDragao]

Omg! A Ninja Turtle was what I always wanted to be growing up! Forget college! KAWABONGA, DUDES!

 

[Shadowfax 10]

Omg! A Ninja Turtle was what I always wanted to be growing up! Forget college! KAWABONGA, DUDES!

Don't you mean cowabunga dudes.

 

[PretoDragao]

ummm.. yea... >.<

 

[tittenman]

Don't you mean cowabunga dudes.

Or cow a dunga?

 

[lurkingdirk]

I find turtles delicious in soup. Would that create a work-place tension?

 

[Ace Bandage]

Wait, what precipitated this need for a replacement? Which one did they kick out? I hope it wasn't Donatello. He was always my favorite, and he's pretty good with a bow staff...

 

[StanScratch]

Wait...I was supposed to flush my resume? Then what in the hell do I give to my boss?

 

[meganmilian]

That would be my dream job...surrounded by 4 hunky brothers wearing masks, and one dirty rat. Sounds like an orgy I was in a few weeks ago! LMAO Who was ur favorite Turtle? Mine was Michaelangelo~ Cowabunga!

 

[PretoDragao]

Wait, what precipitated this need for a replacement? Which one did they kick out? I hope it wasn't Donatello. He was always my favorite, and he's pretty good with a bow staff...

No, the just needed to add the fifth ninja turtle. Vincent (van Gogh) and his kama!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Wait...I was supposed to flush my resume? Then what in the hell do I give to my boss?

You give him bullshit like everyone else! How else do you think stupid, dumbasses get jobs like they do!?

Come on, you're smarter than this! :hatsoff: