> I attended a party this past weekend.
>
> After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted
>an attractive woman (standing alone) across the room. When I approached
>and
> asked her name, She coyly replied... "Carmen."
>
> Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with
>"That's a beautiful name, Is it a ****** name?"
>
> "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things
> I like most in the world - cars and men."
>
> Then she asked, "What's your name?"
>
> "Golftits," I replied.
>
> After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted
>an attractive woman (standing alone) across the room. When I approached
>and
> asked her name, She coyly replied... "Carmen."
>
> Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with
>"That's a beautiful name, Is it a ****** name?"
>
> "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things
> I like most in the world - cars and men."
>
> Then she asked, "What's your name?"
>
> "Golftits," I replied.
