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My pussy is wet what should I do?

My pussy is wet what should I do?

  • Have sex with LurkingDirk

    Votes: 10 13.7%
  • Use my fingers

    Votes: 6 8.2%
  • Use your fingers

    Votes: 17 23.3%
  • Cucumbers are your friend

    Votes: 9 12.3%
  • Find nearest penis

    Votes: 12 16.4%
  • Rest against running washing machine

    Votes: 3 4.1%
  • Hand-held shower massage

    Votes: 1 1.4%
  • A vibrator

    Votes: 10 13.7%
  • A pineapple

    Votes: 5 6.8%

  • Total voters
    73
Rain? Bring it inside and dry it off, cats don't like to be wet :facepalm:
 
Call obama. He'll liberate you as soon as he assigns NATO to deal with the problem
 
I can't believe anyone other than Lurkingdirk wants you to have sex with Lurkingdirk. There's something very wrong about that.

Find the nearest penis (even if it is DirkaLurk). No wet pussy should be ignored. ;)
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Psh, only lurkingdirk? I know us normal, outstanding human beings have to throw a bone to these lesser... 'vermin' every now and then, but that's just silly.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
I can be there in 10 minutes, finished 3 minutes later.


sorry :(



I hate to break this to you, but the 2 minutes and 45 seconds you spend crying afterwards does not count. Otherwise, you would be a bigger stud than I am, and we cannot have that.
 

larss

I'm watching some specialist videos
With no tongue option, I'll just have to use my fingers and any other digits that come to hand.
 
I voted "Use your fingers". Make a nice video from it and share it whit us.
Hopefully I get a hard cock. :p
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
EDIT
Well there was suppose to be a poll. Adding poles never work for me:(

I am getting mixed messages --- Do you want to add a poll or a pole --- or both???

If you want to add a pole, you first need to pull a pole, maybe from a mole and put it in your hole, if that's your goal :1orglaugh
 
Dry it off. Paper towels or a ShamWow will work.

Yes but they aren't as much fun.


Well then looks like a party every day! Woot!!


:yesyes:

u should have sex


I'd love too.

Rain? Bring it inside and dry it off, cats don't like to be wet :facepalm:


I don't have that kind of pussy.:tongue:
Plus here it would be snowing not raining.


Call obama. He'll liberate you as soon as he assigns NATO to deal with the problem


:rofl2: I didn't know he cared so much about us Canadians.

I can't believe anyone other than Lurkingdirk wants you to have sex with Lurkingdirk. There's something very wrong about that.

Find the nearest penis (even if it is DirkaLurk). No wet pussy should be ignored. ;)


I found it quite interesting myself. Maybe they are starting to worry about his hole love of males thing.:dunno:

Psh, only lurkingdirk? I know us normal, outstanding human beings have to throw a bone to these lesser... 'vermin' every now and then, but that's just silly.



If it helps you feel any better when I decided to let everyone know I wanted to be funny about the person so I figured it had to be him or BB to have the effect I wanted.
 
Cum on over to my place Alysa and I'll help you out! wink wink


How are from southern Ontario are you?

With no tongue option, I'll just have to use my fingers and any other digits that come to hand.


oh that sounds like fun:D

Maybe you should get together with Tittyman http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=497196


Well they would feel less dry for a while. I think it would be nice of me to help him out while heloing myself out.

I voted "Use your fingers". Make a nice video from it and share it whit us.
Hopefully I get a hard cock. :p


Well then you would have to come over as your fingers are just that your fingers. There was "my fingers" if you wanted me to use my own fingers.



Well if that was the kind of pussy I was talking about that might work. I don't think it would hold my wieght though.:(


I am getting mixed messages --- Do you want to add a poll or a pole --- or both???

If you want to add a pole, you first need to pull a pole, maybe from a mole and put it in your hole, if that's your goal :1orglaugh


That was a freudian slip. I do miss spinning around them poles though.

Hey sexy I'm happy to share my strapon with you, as long as my tongue gets to help out also :)


:drool1: Deal.
 
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