My Problen With Porn

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10 . The babe turns her head away from her partner and stares into the camera

9 . The camera is TOO CLOSE to the action

8 . Old people as the talent

7 . Absence of sweating

6 . Awkward positions while phucking that look uncomfortable

5 . Absence of kissing

4 . Phony sounding moaning

3 . Often at the end of a scene ... he takes his hand and jerks off ( shouldn't she be using her hands to make him cum ? )

2 . Condoms

1 . Again I say ... they look at the camera instead of looking at their partner



Duuh ... did I forget anything ?



:shocked:

 

[360rubrix]

the girl laughing as she gets fucked

 

[ChefChiTown]

That's 10 problems...:dunno:

 

[Legzman]

10 . The babe turns her head away from her partner and stares into the camera

9 . The camera is TOO CLOSE to the action

8 . Old people as the talent

7 . Absence of sweating

6 . Awkward positions while phucking that look uncomfortable

5 . Absence of kissing

4 . Phony sounding moaning

3 . Often at the end of a scene ... he takes his hand and jerks off ( shouldn't she be using her hands to make him cum ? )

2 . Condoms

1 . Again I say ... they look at the camera instead of looking at their partner



Duuh ... did I forget anything ?



:shocked:

#2 is my biggest problem with porn. If I see a condom in porn, I refuse to look at the rest of the scene/series. But the rest of your list is pretty damn aggravating as well.

 

[No_Man]

7 . Absence of sweating

Completely agree on this one. I love when a pornstar comes out of a scene with her hair in a tangled mop and her skin glowing with perspiration. Its one of the reasons I've recently grown to really like Sunny Lane. She almost always comes out of a scene looking completely exhausted.

 

[ArabJames]

i agree with the sweating one...but not as much as positioning

some are so unrealistic that normal people wouldnt attempt them

 

[historylover]

9 . The camera is TOO CLOSE to the action


:shocked:

My problem is this: Almost no one seems to realize that a camera is a titillation tool. I present Amateur Allure as an example of a porn producer who uses the camera to arouse their audience. Seems like RealityKings either show us too much, via shots which are too wide, or not enough, via the opposite, ate inappropriate times, in my opinion. Of course, they are marketed as more "reality-based," so my complaint may be moot.

 

[Galactic]

Good list....agree with all of them, but mostly with condoms and lack of sweating, and fake moaning.

Goddamn if I **** the fake, over the top, annoying as all hell scream moaning that is so fake.

 

[power-san]

when the dudes hairy asshole is in the shot..

 

[loveakirayui]

MY #1 is when the dang guy cant get it hard....

 

[skaterpoo]

when the dudes hairy asshole is in the shot..

Yea, any close-up of male genitalia is a turn off :throwup:. Otherwise, i agree with that list

 

[jamrak]

5 . Absence of kissing

It always surprises me, when I hear of absence of kissing. It seems that a lot of people watch wrong porn :dunno:

Cuz almost in every photoset (I prefer photos to movies) and in a few randomly chosen movies that I saw - there was a lot of kissing (in the lips), eye contact and all that stuff.
(production from Viv Thomas, DDF, 21sextury... some movies with Sylvia Saint, do not remember from which studio)

 

[Jagger69]

when the dudes hairy asshole is in the shot..

Ugh! And I was going to complain about showing dirty feet.

 

[assholebythedoor]

there is nothing wrong with porn except the camera angels and the talking, there needs to be more solos and story lines. most of the story lines are overrated, if i had a degree people would know whats up but if i had a degree i would not use it for porn so they probably would not know whats up. either way there is only so much that can be done if they only make little effort to correct there mistakes. oh well...

 

[BlueBalls]

6 . Awkward positions while phucking that look uncomfortable

You can say fuck...

Or? have i missed a whole new trend in words........again


Thats me Mr Trendy :hatsoff:

 

[squallumz]

i like it when the girl looks at the camera personally. the look on their faces and those beautiful eyes just do it for me.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

when the dudes hairy asshole is in the shot..

Yeah, if there is one thing I don't want in my porn it's a shot of some guy's hairy crack going up and down and blocking my view... :throwup:

 

[max0rz]

10. Don't mind it
9. Can take or leave close ups, as long as they show ''the real action'' that is, lol
8. Old people as the talent - is it really that prevelant. meh, we have MILF anywho, so why not DILF?
7. can't say I'm a fan, so I wouldn't like it.
6. Awkward positions while phucking that look uncomfortable - don't mind em
5. B/G - not bothered, G/G - f*ck yeh
4. Agreed - although I'd tolerate fake dirty talk and moaning over mousy quietness, lol.
3. Agreed
2. Not bothered either way
1. See #10

 

[Dawn]

Several things could turn me off but, for me, the worst thing is:

3 . Often at the end of a scene ... he takes his hand and jerks off

I mean, seriously... How the hell the heterosexual audience is supposed enjoying to watch a guy masturbating? :dunno:

 

[RealMenSwallow]

#1 Problem with Porn, you ask? I'll tell you, and you'll be surprised by the simplicity of it really.

I'm Not In It!