My New Windshield Wiper
- Thread starter Alan Peterson
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Does she squirt windshield washer fluid, too? Or does she just rub her moistness across the windshield?
That may be distracting. I think this might be a safety hazard.
That may be distracting. I think this might be a safety hazard.
Dear Mr. LurkingDick
lol - Don't have a clue what button to press...
My new windshield wiper didn't come with a manual...
lol - Don't have a clue what button to press...
My new windshield wiper didn't come with a manual...
Dear Mr. L. Eggy,
Very nimble indeed. The salesman said my new windshield wiper was twin-bladed and something about Schick II. I thought that if it was like Schick II it must be something very good, because Gilette says it's "The best a man can get". It took a while before I realised (my wife often says I'm somewhat stupid you know) that he ment it's a chick too.
Darn was he right!.
/Alan
Very nimble indeed. The salesman said my new windshield wiper was twin-bladed and something about Schick II. I thought that if it was like Schick II it must be something very good, because Gilette says it's "The best a man can get". It took a while before I realised (my wife often says I'm somewhat stupid you know) that he ment it's a chick too.
Darn was he right!.
/Alan
Sorry Mr Lurk.... (I don't dare write more),
Misstyped, no harm ment ;-)
Yours personally fan (because you replied)
Alan
Misstyped, no harm ment ;-)
Yours personally fan (because you replied)
Alan
Damn, believe it or not, last night I dreamt something like that in the picture 
Yeah, we usually call him "here, boy! come on! Who's a good boy? You are a good boy!!" (he's only a bad boy with Alisa)
Yeah, we usually call him "here, boy! come on! Who's a good boy? You are a good boy!!"
(he's only a bad boy with Alisa)
I'd go by them for my hubby though I think he'd like them very much.
that can cause an accident...
Dear Ainslov 69 (can't find the ****** glasses),
I must say, I'm surprised someone your age is hanging around here.
No worries, I'm heavely insured with an AAA XXX insurance!
But I do appreciate your concern!
/Alan
I must say, I'm surprised someone your age is hanging around here.
No worries, I'm heavely insured with an AAA XXX insurance!
But I do appreciate your concern!
/Alan
Sorry Miss,
I appologize, my "Miss"take.
By the way your fur (beaver?) looks great!
/Alan
I appologize, my "Miss"take.
By the way your fur (beaver?) looks great!
/Alan
I'll forgive you, but it may involve a reach-around.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
I have one of those windshield wipers, but no car. Works much better that way, actually.
And...LurkingDick. Ah, yes. Sometimes, things simply fall into our laps...
And...LurkingDick. Ah, yes. Sometimes, things simply fall into our laps...
i was wondering where that snail trail on my windshield came from
I finally found my glasses! They were in the car on the passenger seat under the pile of used kleenex tissues!
/Alan
/Alan
Yes, monthly.
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