Ok, so here's my new theory.
There is no Illuminati, that is just disinformation.
In fact, all history is false, and it is actually just a message sent back from people in the future. But that message has been mostly misunderstood.
10,000 years ago aliens arrived on earth and built the pyramids. We know these aliens as "Jews". They didn't invent banking, that was the Knight's Templar, and they aren't trying to take over the world.
The Knight's Templar did evolve into the established order of Free Masons, that is true. But they aren't trying to take over the world either, they are just a social club. Although some of their members are involved in the plot for world dominion just by pure coincidence.
ghost, angels, elves, psychics, reincarnation, astral projection, shamanism and all world religions (except Judaisms) are visions sent from fifth-dimensional beings trying to warn us about the New World Order.
Sasquach or Big Foot as he is known is actually the next stage of human evolution. Contrary to some beliefs, he was not created by the government or genetically engineered. He is actually Dr. Timothy Leary and his 23 clones. The reason that no body has ever been found is that they are comprised of ectoplasm from the fifth dimension.
Elvis is dead. He was ****** in 1996 under the identity of Tupac Shakur.
The reason that the moon landing was faked was to cover up the fact that the moon is inhabited by canines from the Serius constellation. The cover-up was orchestrated by Walt Disney, member of the New World Order.
The New world order is also responsible for the sinking of the Titanic, The destruction of the Hindenburg blimp and the stock market crash of the 1920's, but that was just a test.
There really is a creature in Lock Ness lake, Scotland. There is also a secret nuclear installation on the bottom of Russia's Lake Baikal.
**** and Pepsi are the same thing. Here's a little known true fact: the day before the Kennedy assassination Lee Harvey Oswald was seen buying a Pepsi from a vending machine in the lobby of the Texas Book Depository. His friends swear that Oswald would only ***** Dr. Pepper.
There is no Illuminati, that is just disinformation.
In fact, all history is false, and it is actually just a message sent back from people in the future. But that message has been mostly misunderstood.
10,000 years ago aliens arrived on earth and built the pyramids. We know these aliens as "Jews". They didn't invent banking, that was the Knight's Templar, and they aren't trying to take over the world.
The Knight's Templar did evolve into the established order of Free Masons, that is true. But they aren't trying to take over the world either, they are just a social club. Although some of their members are involved in the plot for world dominion just by pure coincidence.
ghost, angels, elves, psychics, reincarnation, astral projection, shamanism and all world religions (except Judaisms) are visions sent from fifth-dimensional beings trying to warn us about the New World Order.
Sasquach or Big Foot as he is known is actually the next stage of human evolution. Contrary to some beliefs, he was not created by the government or genetically engineered. He is actually Dr. Timothy Leary and his 23 clones. The reason that no body has ever been found is that they are comprised of ectoplasm from the fifth dimension.
Elvis is dead. He was ****** in 1996 under the identity of Tupac Shakur.
The reason that the moon landing was faked was to cover up the fact that the moon is inhabited by canines from the Serius constellation. The cover-up was orchestrated by Walt Disney, member of the New World Order.
The New world order is also responsible for the sinking of the Titanic, The destruction of the Hindenburg blimp and the stock market crash of the 1920's, but that was just a test.
There really is a creature in Lock Ness lake, Scotland. There is also a secret nuclear installation on the bottom of Russia's Lake Baikal.
**** and Pepsi are the same thing. Here's a little known true fact: the day before the Kennedy assassination Lee Harvey Oswald was seen buying a Pepsi from a vending machine in the lobby of the Texas Book Depository. His friends swear that Oswald would only ***** Dr. Pepper.
