My Life is Bro

[alexpnz]

I've been constipated for 3 days. I went to Taco Bell today and had 4 Chicken Soft Tacos. I finally shit. It was chill

 

[~~whimsy~~]

You were thinking about anal sex the whole time though, right? BRO!

I shall admit I did espy a glance of her rear. However I quickly retreated back home and chastised myself by throwing out all my desserts for such raunchy thoughts and actions.

 

[rizwano]

Mlib

 

[Ace Bandage]

Tonight i was not very hungry due to indulging myself in food prior this day. My bitch asked if i wanted somethin, i had her cook me a meal and then throw it out.. i dont want her gettin rusty. MLIB

Epic.

 

[bahodeme]

i laxed once. then i laxed again. it was re-laxing. MLIB.

 

[laxidasical]

Love this site

 

[Facetious]

I've been constipated for 3 days. I went to Taco Bell today and had 4 Chicken Soft Tacos. I finally shit. It was chili

fixed

 

[yoicham]

Eh...

The only one I found funny is on the sister site "My Life Is Ho":

Today I messed around with a bro, he got cum on my stomach so I wiped it on my hand and slapped him on the face with it. Bro meets ho. Bro meets ho.

 

[alexpnz]

The Perfect Sandwich: Brologne, Brovelogne, some slices of Bromato, sprinkled with broregano, then finally stuffed between two slices of sourbro bread. (I hope you wrote that down bitches?)

My girl keeps talkin about a ring..... I keep talkin about sandwich lessons. MLIB
:yesyes:

 

[Shifty]

Haven't seen the goddess around in a while ...

 

[Rey C.]

Haven't seen the goddess around in a while ...

Which can only mean one thing: our life is bro.

 

[alexpnz]

The other day, I got a haircut to raise money for bro-east cancer awareness.
The good news is all of the broceeds are going to a good cause.
MLIB

 

[Boothbabe]

 

[Ace Bandage]

Today this fat bitch told me i was a sexist pig…I told her she was a regular pig.

When i was in the hospital i kept hitting the alert button on the remote to watch my nurses run back and forth. I didnt need anything i just like keeping bitches in shape

:1orglaugh