My lesbian friend told me she'd totally bang me... IF I WAS GAY?!?!?!

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Being a lesbian as well I can say what she told you makes no sense. Maybe she has only dated dykes :dunno: I mean, there's a difference between a lesbian and a dyke.
I'm confused as to why a lesbian shows a whole message board of male perverts her face (I'm assuming that's you) and arse.

But I'm even more confused: IWJ has a friend?!!
 

John_8581

FreeOnes Lifetime Member
Question: Would you then be the "butch" in the relationship? Hehe.

Dude. rent a copy of The Birdcage, rip In & Out off isohunt, learn some Kylie and George Michael off by heart, learn the correct face cleansing regime (cleanse, tone, moisterise), buy too much ultra hip furniture, adopt a Chinese kid with your closest man friend ...

THEN

Surprise. I'm gay!

Then you fuck the shit out of her dyke ass.

Trust me. This is guaranteed to work.
Also... learn to rearrange all that new ultra hip furniture in the apartment. ;) :)
 
personally i think people make waaaaaaaaaay too big a deal over labeling sexuality...do what you enjoy and anyone who doesn't like it can fuck off cause really, if you're not hurting anyone it's none of their damn business :2 cents:
 
Icewater Jones said:
Yes, everybody that I've seen her date have been dykes. Some more butch than others, but none that were just all out roughhouse looking. Could that have something to do with this? Does it make her less gay, or...

I'm just guessing here but I think she's comparing the dykes she's dated to gay men who display feminine attributes and reached the conclusion based on her experience that some gay men are more like a woman than a dyke. I still find it strange she says she could have sex with a feminine gay man :dunno:
 
She'll never get herself a man with that attitude
 

Supafly

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I'm just guessing here but I think she's comparing the dykes she's dated to gay men who display feminine attributes and reached the conclusion based on her experience that some gay men are more like a woman than a dyke. I still find it strange she says she could have sex with a feminine gay man :dunno:

Well, some people want to turn gay peopöe straight by sex, maybe she wants to do the opposite. Probably she wants the guy as her new best queer friend :rolleyes:
 
I'm just guessing here but I think she's comparing the dykes she's dated to gay men who display feminine attributes and reached the conclusion based on her experience that some gay men are more like a woman than a dyke. I still find it strange she says she could have sex with a feminine gay man :dunno:

To be quite honest, I've always told her that she isn't very gay at all. Though she has never slept with a man, she likes sex the way a man would give it to her. She loves strap-ons and toys, but more than that she likes the 'extra credit' she gets from women during and after. One thing that happened that I think shook her up a little was a conversation she had with me, and a gay male co-worker if hers one night.

She was talking up her ex (who was also present) with us about how good she was using a strap-on. Her gay co-worker laughed at this notion, and told them both that they know nothing of a good fucking when it comes to a cock. They went back and forth, until he said something that kinda shut them both up.

'You have no idea, and will never know, the joy that is to pleasure the tool that pleasures you... so you don't know how much more than penetration it truly it should be for both until experience the power of real dick!'

I wish you could've heard the quick change of subject after that. Days later, she told me her ex damn near tried to rape her that night, and she didn't appreciate that. They eventually broke up, but we never really brought that shit back up. Based on this, you may be right in your assessment, Boothy, but she insists that she COULD, not that she WOULD. I don't know about that though.

I am however curious to know, in your estimation, is there a distinct difference between having a relationship with a dyke and lesbian? I'm also assuming you have a lesbian relationship, correct?
 
Icewater Jones said:
I am however curious to know, in your estimation, is there a distinct difference between having a relationship with a dyke and lesbian? I'm also assuming you have a lesbian relationship, correct?

You are correct, I'm in a lesbian relationship (I'm married) but to be honest, I don't know from personal experience if there's a difference between being in a relationship with a lesbian or a dyke. I can only tell you that I've always been attracted to real women. A woman I know is also a lesbian and she's in a relationship with a rather butch and manly woman, what I call a dyke. She has a short haircut and always wears jeans and sweaters, the stereotypical dyke. It's almost like a man/woman relationship. It's not that way with my wife and me, we're both as feminine as can be and neither of us is the "man" in our relationship. The thought of being married to a dyke freaks me out :1orglaugh
 
You are correct, I'm in a lesbian relationship (I'm married) but to be honest, I don't know from personal experience if there's a difference between being in a relationship with a lesbian or a dyke. I can only tell you that I've always been attracted to real women. A woman I know is also a lesbian and she's in a relationship with a rather butch and manly woman, what I call a dyke. She has a short haircut and always wears jeans and sweaters, the stereotypical dyke. It's almost like a man/woman relationship. It's not that way with my wife and me, we're both as feminine as can be and neither of us is the "man" in our relationship. The thought of being married to a dyke freaks me out :1orglaugh

In other words, you're lesbian by the purest sense of definition. I gotcha. I personally find it difficult to consider those who choose to be with dykes as truly being gay. There are some roughhouse extreme dykes out there, but I liken it to a guy that says he's gay, but only involves himself with trannies. It blurs the lines a bit, don't you think???

I know I'm crazy, but if you are a gay woman, my thought is you want to sleep with anyone masculine as much as I do being straight... which is not at all.
 

xfire

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What ever you do, IWJ, don't let her fuck you in the ass with a strap on. lol :1orglaugh

rep points for her gay co-worker-
'You have no idea, and will never know, the joy that is to pleasure the tool that pleasures you... so you don't know how much more than penetration it truly it should be for both until experience the power of real dick!'
 
Icewater Jones said:
In other words, you're lesbian by the purest sense of definition. I gotcha. I personally find it difficult to consider those who choose to be with dykes as truly being gay. There are some roughhouse extreme dykes out there, but I liken it to a guy that says he's gay, but only involves himself with trannies. It blurs the lines a bit, don't you think???
I don't know. Sexuality is a strange and very personal thing and isn't easily definable. If it feels right, it is right even if others think it blurs the lines. I can only speak for myself and how I feel.

I know I'm crazy, but if you are a gay woman, my thought is you want to sleep with anyone masculine as much as I do being straight... which is not at all.
That's why I love my wife. I love the shape and curves of her body, the softness of her skin, her boobs, her long beautiful legs, perfect ass and her gateway to heaven :lovecoupl :drool2:
 
I don't know. Sexuality is a strange and very personal thing and isn't easily definable. If it feels right, it is right even if others think it blurs the lines. I can only speak for myself and how I feel.


That's why I love my wife. I love the shape and curves of her body, the softness of her skin, her boobs, her long beautiful legs, perfect ass and her gateway to heaven :lovecoupl :drool2:

It's just another case of people not accepting the easy answers. Some things are not difficult, but are made so simply because they want to be complicated... they want to be further classified than needed... they want to be a brand name. Sexuality is apples and oranges.

No more. No less.


You don't have to exclusively enjoy one or the other, but the option is yours. You can cut, mix, bake them in pie, put together a medley... whatever your appetite drives after. No one person is above enjoying a sexual liason with the same or opposite sex. Will it happen is a different article in the same magazine, which is entitled 'Sexual'... which we all subscribe to.
 
Invite her over for the Super Bowl and in the middle of it be like: OMG! Halftime! Time to get facials.

And pull out the cucumber facial cream and cucumbers.
 
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