my *********** has hemorrhoids

[lurkingdirk]

Good for him. Haemorrhoids build character :thumbsup:

They also help to tighten the sphincter for better anal sex.

Or so I've heard. :shy:

 

[BlueBalls]

They also help to tighten the sphincter for better anal sex.

Or so I've heard. :shy:

Tis true, also if you're into ***** play + anal. This is the condition for you :thumbsup:

Enjoy!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I've never had hemorrhoids. I should. I squat heavy at the gym and ***** a doo out roughly on occasion if I'm in a hurry.

 

[Ulysses31]

I've never had hemorrhoids. I should. I squat heavy at the gym and ***** a doo out roughly on occasion if I'm in a hurry.

I heard you can catch them from the toilet seat?

 

[Henrik Larsson]

OMG, no anal sex for him for a while, sad sad day

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I don't believe he told you. I think you found out on your own. The hard way.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

i hope they look like this, my idea of heaven
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[Ulysses31]

Haven't heard from Vlad in a while, maybe the hemorrhoids got the best of him?

I'm on antibiotics for an impacted tooth and it's giving me the shits which in turn has caused a hemroid.

Happens to the best of us...:hatsoff:
Hydrocortizone cream is your friend...

Doesn't burn goin on does it? I'm starting to *****!

Nah, I'm hemerroid specialist....go buy the cream and stick it up your ass, use alot.
Perperation H is a waste of time.:hatsoff:

 

[Rane1071]

i hope they look like this, my idea of heaven
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Ahhh damn. :eek: I think that guy should go with TartanT's idea. "A wire brush". Or a flame thrower.