My girlfriend's boobies

... fell off whilst we were fooling around. I then found out she was some sort of space alien who used some sort of special alien technology to knock me out and then proceeded to rectally probe me :(. It then ran off with my brothers husband who also turned out to be an alien.

Why have space aliens infiltrated my family?

Sorry to hear that man, but it happens to all of us.
 
You guys don't see the pic? They're f**king incredible!

Is your girlfriend like this thread? Made up? It's ok, I think we all been there at one time in our lives, maybe not at this point... but at one time.

Either way, you enjoy those "boobies" my good sir! :hatsoff:
 

Shifty

O.G.
Is your girlfriend like this thread? Made up? It's ok, I think we all been there at one time in our lives, maybe not at this point... but at one time.

Either way, you enjoy those "boobies" my good sir! :hatsoff:

Hey thanks. And congrats on your touchdown. :hatsoff:
 
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