My girl freind just got me the best present ever!!

[Boobman!]

Ok so today is the day me and my girlfriend first met and we thought we would celebrate i have booked me and her a weekend in paris in a 5 star hotel travelling first class on eurostar after a night in london. She has got me a year long subscription to the Brazzers porn network!!! aswell as a full newcastle united kit and a watch!!

wow!!

 

[D-rock]

When I first read your thread's title I though you were going to say she got a boob job.

 

[Fervor]

Wow, hard to imagine a girlfriend giving their guy a porn membership...especially a year long pass. Most women work really hard to pretend that their guy doesn't even think about porn.

But, gah, if my girl got a boob job, I'd probably dump her.

 

[nukenitro]

I need to find one of those kinds of girls

 

[AFA]

You said, "today is the day me and my girlfriend first met", so I think booking you into a Paris hotel for the weekend is very generous considering you didn't even know her yesterday! :jester:

 

[QuE FlACo]

You said, "today is the day me and my girlfriend first met", so I think booking you into a Paris hotel for the weekend is very generous considering you didn't even know her yesterday! :jester:

co-sign

 

[Jay1980]

For a split second I thought you were going to say she got you a Real Doll.

What is a "full newcastle united kit"? I'm not trying to be smart ass, I really don't know. I assume it has something to do with football (soccer)?

 

[ChefChiTown]

When I first read your thread's title I though you were going to say she got a boob job.

I thought the same exact thing.

 

[dave_rhino]

That's pretty cool.

The first present my girl ever got me was a bottle of Jagermeister and a poker set. I knew she was the one after that.

 

[sputnikgirl]

No woman I know would get her boyfriend a porn membership, unless it was to distract him from what she was really doing. I'd be suspicious if I were you. :2 cents:

 

[dave_rhino]

No woman I know would get her boyfriend a porn membership, unless it was to distract him from what she was really doing. I'd be suspicious if I were you. :2 cents:

No woman I know would get a her boyfriend a porn membership because she was trying to "distract him from what she was really doing". What the hell would she actually be trying to do?

You've gotta be pretty stupid/crazy to try it.


Maybe he's found a girl who loves him and wants to make him happy. Maybe they both enjoy porn?

 

[Christmas_Ape]

Maybe they both enjoy porn?

Maybe she just likes giving memberships?

 

[ChefChiTown]

The first present my girl ever got me was a bottle of Jagermeister and a poker set. I knew she was the one after that.

Nice. Does she have a sister? The first present my ex girlfriend got me was a $30 gift card to the mall. I was like "umm...thaaaanks honeeeey "

No woman I know would get her boyfriend a porn membership, unless it was to distract him from what she was really doing. I'd be suspicious if I were you.

:hatsoff: Good work, detective. As always, it's a honor having you on the force. (Psst, you're probably right)

 

[Boobman!]

She loves porn just as much as i do infact she has a bigger porn dvd collection than me !!

 

[belfastsixpack]

wow, where do i get me one of those?

 

[D-rock]

Nice. Does she have a sister? The first present my ex girlfriend got me was a $30 gift card to the mall. I was like "umm...thaaaanks honeeeey "

I never got the concept of giving gift cards. It's like giving somebody money except your forcing them to spend it where you want.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

When I first read your thread's title I though you were going to say she got a boob job.

:rofl:
Me too!

 

[ChefChiTown]

I never got the concept of giving gift cards. It's like giving somebody money except your forcing them to spend it where you want.

Yeah dude, gift cards suck to get as gifts. Unless I say something like "I would really love to buy this new stereo that I just saw at Best Buy *wink wink*", I don't want to another gift card as long as I live.

That kind of reminds me of the worst Christmas presents of all-time. My one aunt used to get me $5 gift certificates to Bob Evans. First of all, BOB EVANS? SERIOUSLY? Secondly, what the FUCK am I going to get for $5?