My GF wants me to cum inside her

jod0565

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Get married and make it a legitimate creampie, that way, if she gets pregnant, your kid won't be another statistic.
 
Ash (Army of Darkness) said:
It's a trick. Get an axe.

Make her swallow your soul.
 
I've done it. Not really because it was this big fantasy thing for either of us. Sometimes you just get lazy and irresponsible. And condoms suck. To me it feels twice as good without. Mmmmhmmm.

Even so, I still use condoms 99.9% of the time. But you know.... It happens.

I'm not a father, but I've had scares. Two to three week periods of worrying and worrying until you start finding tampon wrappers in the trash again.

The only true form of contraception is abstenance. Yeah, spermicidal lube, and the morning after pill are almost fail safe. But, dude. would you rather win the lottery, or become a father prematurely? That's the way I see it.
 
I've done it. Not really because it was this big fantasy thing for either of us. Sometimes you just get lazy and irresponsible. And condoms suck. To me it feels twice as good without. Mmmmhmmm.

Even so, I still use condoms 99.9% of the time. But you know.... It happens.

I'm not a father, but I've had scares. Two to three week periods of worrying and worrying until you start finding tampon wrappers in the trash again.

The only true form of contraception is abstenance. Yeah, spermicidal lube, and the morning after pill are almost fail safe. But, dude. would you rather win the lottery, or become a father prematurely? That's the way I see it.

Why do you call them scares?My life has been transformed by my family , they were great as kids and now they take me out to the pub.
 
I am a girl and I have more to fear than you guys do. lol
So I wanted to help set the record straight and debunk any myths listed below.

Well hell, screw the pull out method...try some of these and she won't get pregnant!

First, I hear if she doesn't have an orgasm, she won't get pregnant.

That is a myth.
Myth: If a girl doesn't have an orgasm, she won't get pregnant.
Reality: False. Female orgasms have no bearing on whether or not an egg can be fertilised.

If that fails, make sure she douches afterwards (I hear coca-cola douches work best).

Myth: Douching or 'washing my vagina out' after sex will prevent pregnancy.
Reality: Nope. Sperm are designed to do one thing - fertilise the egg. Even washing thoroughly after sex does not prevent pregnancy.

Soda won't work either.


QUOTE=Petra;3563111]Oh, and have her take a shower and/or pee right after...that helps to keep her from getting pregnant too.[/QUOTE]

Myth: I won't get pregnant if I take a shower or bath right after sex, or if I urinate right after sex.
Reality: Washing or urinating after sex will not stop the sperm that have already entered the uterus through the cervix.

If that fails, have her jump up and down or do tons of jumping jacks. Not only will it keep her from getting pregnant, but it's some great exercise at the same time.

Myth: If a girl does "jumping jacks" after sex, she won't get pregnant.
Reality: False. You can jump up and down all you want, but if one sperm makes contact with one egg, bingo: someone's pregnant.

You can also help hold her upside down for about 2 hours

Holding her upside down will help prevent pregnancy for 2 hours??
The pressure of all of her blood going to her head would kill her..
Also that would be helping her get pregnant if she didn't die from being in that position.

Then have her drink lots of milk!
She can drink gallons of it, still won't stop the spermies..

Oh, and before you have sex put a watch around your dick so the radio activity kills those pesky sperm

No proof on watchs working to kill sperm..
Hot baths doesn't even kill all the spermies.
A study suggests that cellphones could, but I have my doubts..

and while you're doing it, do it standing, with her on top, or while standing on a telephone directory.

Myth: Having sex standing up prevents you from getting pregnant.
Reality: False. Having vaginal sex in any position carries the risk of pregnancy.



Bottom line, anytime your dick goes in her without protection she CAN get pregnant.
My suggestion is for the woman is to use the pill for at least 2-3 months and to use the diaphram during sex. But still a little spermie could get through even with that.

I have provided the links to the info below.

http://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/guide/birth-control-contraceptive-myths

http://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/sex-pregnancy-myths

http://www.americanpregnancy.org/preventingpregnancy/pregnancyfaqmyths.html


http://www.parenttime.com/pregnancyarticles/pregnancymyths.html

http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/maga...-0500_142129_OBS_BUSTING_PREGNANCY_MYTHS_.asp

http://www.contracept.org/none.php

http://www.infoniac.com/cellphones-kill-sperm-cells,-study-says.html

http://www.blackhealthcare.com/BHC/Articles/Article2a.asp


Petra, I hope you don't think I am trying to bash you in any way shape or form.
I just want to help farkiller and any other guy here out on making the right choice for them on this issue.
 

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No sir!! Pulling out sucks and doesn't compare to cumming inside of a puss.

Yay !! :nanner:
We have finally reached a consensus on something. :hatsoff::D


"Pull out" is just fad crap that's effeminizing more and more guys today, thank you pete north :thefinger
Besides, sometimes it's possible for guys to "seep out" some before the real bomb goes off depending the duration and intensity, ya dig ? The best is to make sure that she's not a flake ie takes her godam drugs everyday.
There are no guarantees kid ! (author)

Get married and make it a legitimate creampie, that way, if she gets pregnant, your kid won't be another statistic.
That's right :hatsoff: :glugglug:
 
I wanted to help set the record straight and debunk any myths listed below.

Petra, I hope you don't think I am trying to bash you in any way shape or form.

You've got to be kidding me.... She was just being sarcastic, and did a great job at it.
 
Keep a flamethrower in the top drawer of the nightstand.....just torch her cooch or your dong after you drop your load....

 
Get married and make it a legitimate creampie, that way, if she gets pregnant, your kid won't be another statistic.
There's no guarantee the marriage will last and the kid won't become another statistic at the hands of parents who don't get along either.

Okay so since im a female here goes... Birth control is pretty effective but be careful I have a friend that told her her boyfriend she was on birth control and would throw her pill away every day just to get pregnant. So I would be careful with that.
This is why abortions were invented. I say cum now, worry later. It usually works itself out in the end, or not . . .
The problem BlueBalls' suggestion that is that while "Roe v. Wade" and Common Law in the US protects the rights of a woman to abort a child against the wishes of the state ...

It doesn't protect the rights of a man against the wishes of the woman who didn't abort the child and uses the state against the man. ;)

So if it turns out as hissexslave says it could be, abortion won't be your option, because it's always hers and hers only. ;)

I guess Im lucky lol my bf of 5 years pulls out never had any problems
Pull out just reduces the number of sperm. It doesn't eliminate them.

I eject seminal fluid (pre-cum) like a (pun)mother fucker(pun), so I never, ever inserted for this very reason. Years later I got tested (when my wife wasn't getting pregnant and we were trying) and I was damn glad I never inserted into another woman (she can't have kids, I very much can).

Otherwise there would be a lot of little ProfV's running around and being an exponentially greater annoyance to people on various forums. ;)

Although since we got tested, we've been cum sloppy bunnies ever since we stopped thinking or worrying about kids. In fact, we have our "cum throw" that we use everywhere in our house, and replace it every month or two. I love filling up her pussy multiple times over days.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
One day, Prof is going to write a one-lined response to a question without quoting anyone else. And when he does, the apocalypse will be less than a fortnight away. Be warned...
 
Why do you call them scares? My life has been transformed by my family , they were great as kids and now they take me out to the pub.

C'mon.

I'm not ready to be a father. Because I can't provide for them yet. Because in alot of ways, I'm still an irresponsible, immature person myself. Besides there are still a lot of things I want to do before I'm ready to settle down and take on the family life.

And some people just shouldn't be parents. I haven't decided whether I'm one of them or not.
 
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