my death

[Darksquid]

not the worst way to die.

 

[biomech]

Yup, pretty much how I pictured it.

 

[GregCentauro]

I'm going to be shot at the age of 104 by a jealous 18-year-old while I'm shagging his girlfriend.

 

[jtcarra]

I always saw it with two girls holding one *** each oh well to each his own

 

[StanScratch]

She was blowing me, so I'm not sure what you guys are seeing here.

 

[Asianlov69]

I think she wants to get eaten oout...

 

[Anthrax156]

Can I get a go before I die?

 

[BlueBalls]

Really? Because I imagine a massive brain aneurysm while straining to pass a huge stool that has been festering in my colon for three weeks without any signs of passing as my last moments on this planet.

I guess I just don't have as an active imagination as you do....

 

[pornophile]

I would ****/jizz myself at the same time. Or as I describe it: Pizz

 

[LukeEl]

She may get lucky and possibly nick my skin with one shot, because I will be deflecting those bullets with the power of rock and rollin like Ted Nugent did in that Damn Yankees video.

 

[bearwresler]

i saw her topless in my *****

 

[cl0ckw0rkman]

not mine, flames, screams, and a round 200 other people, and chainsaws!
that is my *****

 

[ThatRedWing]

All I know is that you're born naked and that you die naked. At least you do if you plan it right.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Eh. Kind of a butterface.

...Course saying that is probably how I'd get in that situation...

 

[fraudgang]

That's what you get for leaving the key in the *** cabinet.

 

[jivinclyde]

I would ****/jizz myself at the same time. Or as I describe it: Pizz

do they make a "pizz" dispenser